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The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions PodcastAuthor: The Roargasm!
ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory! Language: en Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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The Final Roardown
Episode 15
Wednesday, 7 January, 2026
Well, here it is: this season's final episode, posted way late, but who gives a fuck?Yes, the Roar beat the Care Bears in the season's final game--a game we didn't even bother to pod about--but we can all agree that this year was a major letdown.Apparently, losing an All Pro center and another vet o-lineman, replaced by 2nd stringers and inexperienced rooks ... losing both coordinators ... playing a first place schedule ... again suffering a ton in injuries to the defense ... and a bunch of other shit, was just too much to overcome.Is there reason to look forward to next year? We'll get guys back on defense, the offense is still loaded at the skill positions ... The o-line? That's the big questions, ain't it?Anyhow, enjoy the off season, Roar Nation, as much as one can. And even thought we know the Lions will always suck (except occasionally when they don't), keep roaring!








