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Date 120 - In the March of Madness 2026, The GOO Conference (Pt.2)
Episode 120
Sunday, 15 March, 2026

IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS 2026 CONTINUES! Sixteen entities from Lovecraftian Horror fight tooth and tentacle for your affections. Who will win the finals… and our hearts?For this episode we finish the GOO (Great Old Ones) Conference featuring: Shterot, Atlach-Nacha, Rhogog, Byatis, Hziulquoigmnzha, Chaugnar Faugn, Bugg-Shash, and Nyarlathotep. And as we finish the GOO Conference, we also finish our overall bracket and pick our winner for the year!Grab your own bracket on our socials (Bluesky and IG) or on the Sword & Key Discord and play along at home!Featuring: recording on Friday the 13th feels fitting - Spooky News: suspicious missing US Govt’ UFO expert, a buncha Bigfoots in Ohio - LD’s review of Tusk Love - a giant starfish vs. a giant spider, how to pronounce “geas”, cyclops tree vs. cyclops toad, tentacles that will get you rock hard, eldritch “debate me” bros, transformative sucking, “the filler of space and he who comes in the dark” are some real titles, golden eyes make a difference, AND MORE!CW: Missing person/potential US government coverup/mentions of Covid and the current presidential administration (6:55-14:10), monster that takes away autonomy by mind control (28:00-30:30), spiders (30:30-36:40), reference to fictional SA (49:00-49:40)We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea