Five-a-side

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Keppain It Real… Or Not? 🤦‍♂️ | Carabao Chaos & Chelsea’s Blue(s)
Episode 69
Monday, 23 March, 2026

This episode of Five Aside kicks off with Liverpool catching strays after a Brighton loss, before the boys dive into a heated breakdown of Arsenal vs Man City in the Carabao Cup final—where Kepa becomes public enemy number one.From Bruno Fernandes’ PFA shouts to Bournemouth’s underrated brilliance, the pod debates whether stats equal greatness. The Chelsea segment? Pure therapy session—“Blue Coat House” is officially open as the lads cook the board, the manager, and the entire system.To wrap things up, the Neymar vs Henry debate sparks chaos, with strong takes on legacy, eras, and football heritage. Emotions high, takes hotter—this one is classic Five Aside.⏱️ Timestamps:00:00 – Intro & vibes with AK00:45 – Liverpool loss reaction (Brighton 2-1)02:45 – Worst defending champions debate04:00 – Welbeck World Cup shout 👀08:35 – Bournemouth vs Man United (2-2 breakdown)09:25 – Bruno PFA debate 🔥14:00 – Bournemouth praise & Alex Scott hype17:40 – Maguire red card madness 😂19:00 – Carrick at United: keep or sack?23:30 – Chelsea meltdown begins 💀28:00 – “Blue Coat House” rant (Chelsea board cooked)33:00 – Owners vs managers debate46:00 – Carabao Cup Final: Arsenal vs City51:00 – Kepa disasterclass analysis 😬56:30 – Arteta vs Pep tactical debate01:04:00 – Arsenal mentality & title talk01:10:00 – Will Arsenal bottle the league? 👀01:22:00 – Neymar vs Rooney vs Henry debate01:31:00 – Jerseys & outro vibes