The Useless Hotline

Max & George run the Useless Hotline, a place where your questions can be answered no matter embracing, inappropriate or ridiculous they are!

Author: Max Balegde & George Clarke

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We cant guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshidYmMyMTA2M2Y Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans
Episode 1
Sunday, 8 February, 2026

Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeTimestamps:00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.