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I'm Not Allowed To Watch The NewsThe Future of America Author: Stacey Roberts
I'm not allowed to watch the news. There are many reasons.Ok. There's one reason. And I bet many of you feel the same.The political system of the United States of America in the 21st century is a lot like Thanksgiving Day at my mother's house--dysfunctional, expensive, and makes you a little nauseous.It will end, but its not going to end well. When the news is on I tend to rant. It scares the dogs. So my wife said I'm not allowed to watch the news anymore. The dogs and I started this podcast, where I can rant all I want.That'll teach her.https://www.patreon.com/notallowedtowatchthenews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Language: en Genres: News, News Commentary, Politics Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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12 - The 2024 Election and America's Purpose
Episode 12
Friday, 7 March, 2025
It’s 2025 and we’ve had another presidential election. One third of the country is in despair about it, a third is uncomfortably wondering what genie they let out of the bottle, another third is blindly, blissfully joyful, and I’m still not allowed to watch the news.The dogs, in case you’re wondering, are fine with it. All pets are Communists. They provide no output other than unconditional love and disgusting things I have to bag up and throw away. They live free off the state (which in this case is me and Mrs. I’m Not Allowed to Watch The News) and are unaffected by distant regime change.Since we’re not dogs, it’s time to face some unpleasant truths about America and start focusing on what’s next instead of what happened.It’s actually the American Way, if you think about it.We get our heads out of our asses, quit our bitching, and figure out the best way to serve the cause of the United States of America on this episode of I’m Not Allowed to Watch the News.Our Patreon Page!or Buy Me A Coffee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
