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HAMMERCRAWL!Grab your dice bags, sharpen your axes, and hop into the meat grinder! Author: N. Phillip Cole
Do you love violently plundering dungeons of their treasure, but tire of all that "surviving" and "actually living to see another day" crap that other games are full of? Do you long for a good old meat grinder like ol' Pappy ran Way Back When(TM)? Do you find more joy in looting the bodies of your fallen companions than actually defeating monsters? Do you have a deep, passionate love for save-or-die traps like Murder Ceilings, Lava Parties, Guillotine Helmets, and Goblin Bombs? Well then my friend, HAMMERCRAWL! is just what you need! HAMMERCRAWL! is a brutally hilarious dungeon crawl experience. In this Actual Play RPG podcast, your host and Dungeon Master N. Phillip Cole (aka NPC) guides a group of randomly-generated characters to their inevitable demise within a completely procedurally-generated dungeon of horrors and comedy. HAMMERCRAWL! uses a game system inspired by "classic" older games to make an experience both enjoyable by veterans and complete newbies alike. Everything involved is 100% spontaneous, using a collection of random generators to create a completely unique and unexpected dungeon romp. Join us for a pure meat grinder experience just like the days of yore, with stacks of nameless characters to burn through, and a rip roaring good time doing so. Stop by the Rusty Dagger Tavern, quaff your tankards of potent dwarven ale, and then sit around the table with us to Delve into the Depths of Doom-Damned Dungeons of Darkest Darkness. Language: en-us Genres: Comedy, Games, Improv, Leisure Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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Ep030: Dungeon Full of Monsters Part 3: Definitely Cat Magic
Monday, 16 September, 2019
WOO HOO, NATALIE IS BACK! We missed her greatly, and are super extra ULTRA DRAGON PUNCH EDITION* happy to have her join us again for HAMMERCRAWL! This episode is our third recording session of the ongoing new DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS! In this installment of the adventures of THE CRIMSON THORNS, we learn that feline mysteries are afoot, indeed. A new party member joins the crew after a brief visit back to town, and the party gets there, aha, fingers in more than one Chaos Pie... Oh yeah: do you like mimes? I hope you like mimes. This episode's got mimes, miming mightily. * The one with the pre-order bonus of an alternate hide color for Vovine the Bovine, of course. Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site. Links of Note: The Dungeon Full of Monsters The Garbage Goons The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright Credits: HAMMERSMITH: NPC Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski", Natalie as "Brienne McKnight" Group Name: The Crimson Thorns Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters) Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow Game Rules: Available for free on Github! Daily Wisdom: Just fill that clam with some chaos kombucha, throw in a severed chaos leg, and hope for the best! Episode Length: 02:34:01 (we support Chapter Marks!) Want to throw us a tip? Every little bit helps pay the bills! Check us out on Patreon, or instead just follow this link to our Pinecast Tip Jar! Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/hammercrawl/ced2cc2a-fb4f-4582-a6f5-97893c65ddaa This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
