The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News PodcastAuthor: The Liquored Up Low Down
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Death of a Fart Commander, Axes and Alcohol, and Rover the Alligator
Wednesday, 15 June, 2022
Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031Axes! Coming to a bar near you!https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida-man-bitten-alligator-mistook-dog/Does your auto insurance cover you for poor sexual decisions?https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1104134521/geico-lawsuit-std-hpv-insurance-carPenis Man. The voice of the people with very little to say.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-arrested-arizona-penis-man-claims-there-are-more-penis-men-20200128-uet57r6egrhfhiaontvnllwv3m-story.htmlYou know there's a driving school out there somewhere that will teach you how to safely have sex in a moving vehicle.https://jalopnik.com/naked-florida-couple-crashes-into-fedex-truck-while-doi-1849023272If you have to rob ATMs, you're probably not a very successful rapper.https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/texas-rapper-ladesion-riley-arrested-for-robbing-atm-in-nashville/Contact Info:Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.Find more of Bryan at:https://thinkingoutcloud.org/Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw