Hello If Anything

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Hello, If Anything is an ambient comedy podcast exploring the impossibility of truly hanging out and the secrets of life after a PB&J.
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Genres: Comedy, Improv

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06 Cool, Watching TV
Episode 12
Saturday, 6 September, 2025

The faint smell of tar. Cement bricks glance off your shoulders. Gamma rays encircle your frontbody. You are a dancing snake: your charmer, Judge Judy's mystical doppleganger. She’s come out with a new hypnosis, enticing you to swallow the landfill. She strikes a major multiphonic chord and you pass out. The next day you tell your coworkers, ‘oh, this weekend?, I was mostly watching TV'.