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NFL Offseason Week 1 - Are We Ready For The Indiana Bears?
Episode 112
Monday, 2 March, 2026
This week it’s just Kurt Money and Jonny Parlay holding it down and somehow we covered Epstein files, Chicago Bears geography, and a Jets Super Bowl simulation from DraftKings.It’s peak offseason brain.With nothing but 193 days until Week 1 and zero real football news, we spiral into:🔊 This episode includes:– NFL teams ranked by “Epstein file mentions” (yes, really)– The Houston Texans being suspiciously clean– Why the Washington Commanders are exactly where you think they are– The Chicago Bears possibly moving to Indiana (Indiana Bears??)– Why New Jersey Jets would officially end friendships– States ranked by total championships (California is cheating)– DraftKings simulating the Jets winning Super Bowl 61– Most passing yards after age 40 (Brady is ridiculous)– Free agent chaos: Kirk Cousins, Aaron Rodgers, Malik Willis– Would the Jets actually sign Cousins?– Every team’s last #1 overall pick– The Eagles haven’t had the #1 pick since 1949– Falcons stadium food prices vs New York robbery– Travis Kelce wedding speculation– 348 days until the next Super Bowl and already spiraling💥 Offseason Themes:– Jets delusion season– Bears relocation drama– Brady still ruining stat sheets– Are we switching to DraftKings?– Why being an adult is weird– Why middle school is a lame nameThis is what happens when there’s no football and too much time to think.Guest & Sponsorship Inquiries - firstdowndawgs@viola.media🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Warmup Preview00:47 Kids Getting Dumber Debate01:47 Starter Jackets and Bullying02:21 Midlife Crisis Wisdom03:22 Middle School Naming Wars04:27 Writing Spelling and School06:11 Back to School Idea06:58 NFL Epstein Files Ranking09:16 Countdown to Draft Season09:56 Roman Numerals Confusion10:42 Bears Moving to Indiana13:39 Mohamed Sanu Wild Stat15:53 States With Most Titles19:14 NYC Split Fanbases19:50 DraftKings Simulation Shock21:34 Post-40 Passing Yard Kings24:01 Falcons Tag And Cousins Cut24:52 Atlanta Stadium Value Menu27:13 Germany Game And Time Check27:32 Notable NFL Free Agents30:47 Kelce Swift Wedding Speculation32:35 Last Number One Picks Trivia35:53 Jets QB Plan And Wrap UpNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #football #sportspodcast
