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Mass Debate: Which Drink was the Dopest for 90s High Schoolers? - Yoo-hoo vs Capri-Sun
Tuesday, 10 February, 2026
On this week's episode, we’re crackin’ open a cold bottle of 90s nostalgia and seeing which lunchroom legend reigns supreme: Yoo-hoo or Capri-Sun? Jed blasts out of the gates with a two-fisted trip down memory lane, claiming Yoo-hoo was the undisputed champ of vending machines, the chocolatey brown elixir of champions and every sweaty teenager’s post-P.E. reward. But Kraig jabs back with a shiny pouch full of flavor variety, arguing that Capri Sun came in ten flavors and one unspoken truth: stabbing that pouch was a rite of passage.The Q&A spirals into a full-on Freudian field day as the debate somehow becomes 50% beverage analysis, 50% phallic symbolism. Jed furiously defends shaking that glass bottle with both hands like it owes him lunch money, while Kraig describes the Capri-Sun puncture as “precision tip play for the hydration elite.” Kraig even dares to claim it’s made with real fruit juice, sending Jed scrambling to identify exactly what Yoo-hoo is, aside from “definitely not chocolate milk.” Moderator Kirk tries to keep things hydrated, only to succumb to cotton-mouth and lose all control. It’s pseudo-juice vs choco-water, pouch vs bottle, and one wildly inappropriate health class tangent on this totally thirst quenching episode of Mass Debate!
