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Dam Internet, You Scary!Author: Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!! Language: en-us Genres: Comedy, True Crime Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYS
Episode 339
Friday, 30 January, 2026
💰 SPONSOR: MINT MOBILEIf you’re trying to make smarter financial choices this year, check out Mint Mobile. Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless plans starting at just $15/month. ➡️ Go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diysUnlimited talk & text, high-speed data, nationwide 5G coverage, and you keep your phone and number.In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop.We also get into:Internet icebreakers gone wrongDating honesty that went way too farCanceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapseRubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quitTheme park tragedy and real-life consequencesWhy social media might actually be frying our brains00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult”11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now…14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice)24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited)37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs”44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW👍 Like the video💬 Drop a comment (Which story messed you up the most?)📺 Subscribe for weekly episodes🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the chaosJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
