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the Joshua Schall Audio ExperienceAuthor: Joshua Schall
Welcome to the Joshua Schall Audio Experience On my podcast, youll hear episodes of my popular short-form Consumer Packaged Goods (CPG) news segment "Consumed", a long-form CPG entrepreneurship interview segment "Formula For:", deeper dive segments "Deep Dish CPG", public speaking engagements, and any of my new and current thoughts that I record specifically for this audio experience! Leave a review on iTunes and let me know what you think! Language: en Genres: Business Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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Drafting the Ultimate Protein Roster | Why I’m Obsessed with Fantasy Milking Data
Thursday, 23 April, 2026
After telling my wife I’d be spending A LOT less time going forward on my fantasy football rosters, I could see the extreme joy on her face…until she found me yelling at my laptop after a heifer named Daisy had another “low output” performance. Then, I asked her if skipping dinner was cool, as my roster obviously needed a major overhaul now and this upcoming rookie class of New Zealand dairy cows wasn’t going to scout itself. But apparently, “honey, she’s usually a ‘top-tier milker' is not a valid excuse for missing another date night.” So, forget touchdowns, Meadow Fresh just dropped Fantasy Herd…the world’s first cow-powered fantasy league, which utilizes solar-powered smart collars to track protein production. And with everyone seemingly wanting more protein…causing supply constraints and record-high input costs, every drop of that milking output counts more than ever. Analyzing football statistics is out, obsessing over cow-powered data is in. It’s not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle!
