The Burt Selleck Podcast

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Author: Joy Road Media

Alex, John (second mic) and Nick (junior member/intern) talk about current events, things they're nostalgic about and what is generally on their minds that week in a race to establish which of them is the dumbest person alive.
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Genres: Comedy, Improv, Stand-Up

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Episode 282 | The Barn Owl
Episode 282
Sunday, 12 April, 2026

With John off chasing the sea, it’s just Alex and Nick holding things down—and things get weird fast. What starts as a simple chat about Orthodox Easter spirals into questions about religion, culture, and how much any of us actually understand what we celebrate.From there, it’s a freefall into everything: pooping six times in a day, apple juice emergencies, and the realization that modern humans might be completely helpless without infrastructure. They bounce between absurd hypotheticals and oddly insightful takes on privilege, survival, and why watching street food videos can feel like a reality check.By the end, they’re pitching a movie about starting a modern-day mafia, breaking down wrestling personas (including “The Barn Owl”), and debating everything from music taste to bath house economics.