Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland

Author: Jason Newland

Welcome to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep," a unique and soothing podcast hosted by Jason Newland. Specially designed to help you unwind and drift into a peaceful slumber, Jasons calming voice and monotonous storytelling create the perfect atmosphere for relaxation.Each episode features dull and uneventful narratives that gently guide your mind away from the stresses of the day and into a state of deep relaxation. Whether you're battling insomnia, struggling with anxiety, or simply need a comforting bedtime routine, Jasons sleepy-time stories are here to lull you into restful sleep.Tune in to "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" and let Jason Newlands tranquil tales carry you off to dreamland, one soothing episode at a time. Embrace the serenity and enjoy a night of uninterrupted, rejuvenating sleep.
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(music) (10 hours) Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025
Sunday, 26 October, 2025

https://www.jasonnewland.com/Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:Let Me Bore You to SleepQ&A FridaySleepy Boring ObjectsTrivia TuesdayWhisper WednesdaySunday PapersTalks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).🧪 AI & Avatars:Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.🥊 Boxing & Sports Commentary:Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:British troops accused of flashingElectric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as newsGen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their productsJames Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera dramaSudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswordsKitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AIA giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedureCats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” adHoroscopes by Russell GrantAnd a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert🧘 Tone and Style:Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.🧺 Closing:Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:Reflections on podcasting and AIThoughts on glasses, pets, and his voiceA deep dive into the Sunday newspaperLight commentary on pop culture, boxing, and triviaRambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep