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Oz 9Author: Gated Galaxies
It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "terraform and take over" idea isn't actually the plan; the real plan is far more nefarious and involves a great deal of cackling. But those aboard the ships don't know that, so off they toodle (those that make it out of Earth's atmosphere, at least), all shiny and optimistic. This is the story of one of those ships the Oz 9 and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space half an hour and several hundred people are dead. So... bright future, clearly. Language: en Genres: Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Science Fiction Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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episode one hundred & fourteen: Cigars, piles of meat, and someone else's liquor
Episode 14
Thursday, 26 June, 2025
The crew are tramping aimlessly across the blistering and occasionally freezing surface of Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, otherwise known as "Bob") and things are pretty grim. Like, not even Brothers Grimm, more Quintuplets Grimm, plus a few singles and a couple sets of Twins Grimm. Just very very grim. I mean, they might survive, but even if they do, they're going to smell really bad, and does anyone need that right now? You've been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Mark Restuccia as C4 from the Best in Galaxy podcast David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Shannon Perry is Captain Madeline and Olivia Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle. Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Big thanks to Mark Restuccia for C4ing C4's lines. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Find out more about 10 Apocalypses and Citeog Podcasts here: https://www.citeogpodcasts.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices