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Ask The NincompoopsThe tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton and Carrie Quinlan will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing. Author: Andy Stanton & Carrie Quinlan
A riotously funny all-ages podcast where Andy Stanton (author of the Mr Gum books, extremely bright) and Carrie Quinlan (of Radio 4, also extremely bright) allow children (not bright) to ask any questions that they want the answers to. Who invented cheese? What are trees for and why are they everywhere? Whats the opposite of a kettle?Using their immense brains, Andy and Carrie will answer the questions your children ask. The only catch? Theyll do it very, very badly.If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!Reviewers call the show amazing, so good, and the best podcast on Planet Earth. Even the ACTUAL REAL newspaper FOR CLEVER ADULTS, The Guardian, said it's "hilariously surreal...a child-friendly twist on Vic-and-Bob."Picked as one of the BEST PODCASTS FOR CHILDREN by The Huffington Post, The Guardian's BEST PODCASTS FOR KIDS, and a British Podcast Award nominee for BEST FAMILY PODCAST.Love fromCarrie and Andy(aka the Nincompoops)xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Language: en Genres: Kids & Family Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it Trailer: |
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ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS are back AND NEED YOUR QUESTIONS!
Episode 16
Thursday, 14 May, 2026
Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!Send all your questions about things you want to have explained to you, professionally, in our new upcoming series to ASKTHENINCOMPOOPS@GMAIL.COM!Or if you don't have a caps lock button, askthenincompoops@gmail.com.And Andy and Carrie will answer them for you on our next exciting and informative series, hosted by two actual GENIUSES for the benefit of the unbright (that's you).This podcast is suitable for all the family!If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.









