Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra

Author: Topless Robot

It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares
Episode 8
Thursday, 25 July, 2019

Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson Featuring the vocal talents of: Katie Self as Madam Xandra Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly Katie Pelensky as Eddy Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard Luke Rampersad as Guard Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice Katie Markovich as Janessa Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix). Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 205817_yuval_footsteps-pavement-street, 40158_sagetyrtle_crash, 387916_owl_hungry-guinea-pigs, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 179129_deleted-user-3330286_struggle-thelastday-sound, 369988_northern87_lid-of-chest-hitting-northern87, 361471_sunnyflower_laser-gun, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 426888_thisusernameis_beep4, 423216_pfranzen_punching-someone-and-dragging-them-away-without-gain, 39028_wildweasel_cardlock-open, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 189323_qubodup_shaking-metal-cutlery-holder, 120510_kno-sfx_big-crash-ambient-1, 135463_joelaudio_quick-smash-003, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 267716_robinhood76_05648-scifi-flare-whizz, 402821_inspectorj_whizzing-lip-whistle-a, 244394_werra_bang-explosion-metallic, 467260_livvy0221_air-vent-open-close, 435853_dersuperanton_running-loud, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1, 450790_kyles_door-wood-bang-on-aggressively-various, 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair, Store_Door_Chime_Mike_Koenig-570742973, 161873_eneasz_wooden-door-smash-open, 172369_klankbeeld_marching-boots, 116505_owdeo_transporter-beam, and 371276_cabled-mess_powering-up-funny-sci-fi.