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MetagamingAuthor: Rum Propelled Gaming
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-E93 - Suck on my Tweet
Monday, 16 March, 2026
Gemini saidIn the debut episode of the Shadow Seekers' latest arc, the "Grand Croy-quet" tournament, in the Fey Wilds, began with a display of high-fashion, high-stakes, and surprisingly heavy hits. While the heiress Ash was conspicuously absent—rumored to be recovering from a "botanical malaise" in the private villas—the suitors wasted no time trying to impress the vacant throne and the ever-watchful Grand Chip, Malice Croy.The session opened with the porters of the Croy family summoning a shimmering portal, revealing the Relic Mallets perched in the lush gardens. The players, stepping into the roles of the continent’s most powerful (and desperate) suitors, each claimed a masterpiece of sporting engineering:Emily as Silus: The "Designer Consort" used the Liquid Refraction mallet, leaning into the Charming Changeling Wink to distract the crowds.Rick as Thorne: The "Captain" brought a Sexy Human Mirage energy to the pitch, swinging the Brine-Lord’s Anchor.Matt as Valerius: The "Exarch" played the Haughty Celestial with The Gilded Sovereign, though the bench referred to him as the "Tweet Suckler."Jake as Graknak: The "Warchief" provided the Stronk Orc muscle with The Logical Conclusion.Meg as Julian: The "Prince-Consort" brought Androgynous Human Gravitas and The Darling’s Flutter.Olivia as Kaelen: The "PNC CEO" exuded Lich Vigor with the Ledger of Debt, though the CEO spent much of the early round calculating the "cost" of her shots.The match began at the Golden Dip beach, where the first hoop loomed like a gilded gatekeeper. The initial momentum was driven by finesse and celestial arrogance. Emily (Silus) showed off her changeling agility, navigating the salt-path with ease to be the first to clear Hoop 1. She was quickly followed by Rick (Thorne), who used the sheer power of his Mallet to bully his ball through the gate, and Matt (Valerius), who seemingly "charmed" the hoop into accepting his golden orb.Meanwhile, the "Power Hitters" like Jake (Graknak) found the early game frustratingly delicate. Graknak’s swings were enough to shatter stone, but the early finesse requirements of the Golden Spiral proved more elusive than a battlefield victory.As the second round commenced, the "gentlemanly" nature of the game dissolved into the expected Croy-quet chaos. Sovereign Pleas were whispered to the absent Ash, and Striking Shots began to ring out across the gardens.The heat intensified as the leaders approached Hoop 2, which sits perched between two of Capitan Thorne's gyrating entourage. The terrain became treacherous, and the "Crunch" of the game truly began to settle in. However, the round was cut short before the leaderboard could shift significantly. Olivia (Kaelen) was skipped in the second-round rotation due to a tactical pause in the PNC's financial planning, leaving her poised and ready to open the next session.
