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A Mediocre Time with Tom and DanAuthor: Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yesno one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!) Language: en Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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Friday, 14 November, 2025
• Holiday intro with playful mistakes • Jeff's Bagel Run sponsorship, new locations, holiday drinks, spreads, specialty flavors, app perks • Show intro from JustCallMoe Studio • Ross McCoy intro and horn joke • Mention of Jimi Hendrix as a veteran • Promotion for Bad at Business Beerfest on Nov 22 • Brewery/vendor list and rising THC drink presence • Talk of Delta-9 restrictions and alcohol-industry lobbying • Hops scarcity vs ease of making THC drinks • Sponsor list: JustCallMoe, Modern Plumbing, Jeff's Bagel Run, Fairvilla, others • Charity pint glass for Yellow Brick Road • Orlando Science Center and History Center involvement • My Eternal Vitality free body scans • Gabriella Plants giving away 150 plants • Additional vendors: Groove Soaps, Hinton Skins, Villain Coffee, Giant Recreation World, Bud Docs • Mobile cigar lounge and cigar-trailer joke • Food trucks: Naught, Salty Fry, Nani's Mini Donuts, Churros and Cream, The Hook • Bands: Supervillains, Pabon's Band, TV Generation • Sofas and Suds couch-race promo • Debate about people undervaluing free events • Comparison to a $70–$100 beer fest elsewhere • NPR personalities mentioned jokingly • Transition to Ray J suing Kim Kardashian • Timeline of the Ray J/Kardashian tape and claims Kris used it to launch the show • Ray J alleging settlement breach and $5–6M agreement • Kardashian defense that references came from earlier-shot episodes • Added racketeering claims • Discussion of the tape's role in building the Kardashian brand • Jokes about attractiveness and fame strategy • Introduction of influencer Haley Khalil's divorce story • Jokes about anatomy and attention-seeking • Talk of podcasters making sex tapes for fame • OnlyFans industry, competitor sites, and market dominance • Decline of celebrity sex tapes and why early tapes hit harder • Debate over hypothetical modern biggest tape (Taylor Swift) • Celebrities protecting themselves legally • Most celebrity tapes leaked, few intentional • Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape history and fallout • Bret Michaels/Janine Lindemulder clarification • Porn-history jokes and VHS memories • 2000–2010 as peak sex-tape era; Colin Farrell, Hulk Hogan, others • Rob Lowe 1988 scandal and legal context • China's tape, exploitation, and steroid culture • Dustin Diamond's staged tape and stunt penis • Farrah Abraham's porn release and James Deen criticism • Montana Fishburne, Shauna Sand, Tila Tequila, Mimi Faust mentions • AI deepfake future making authenticity irrelevant • Bookie story setup and gambling stress • Spouse concern over safety and Sopranos-style jokes • Offshore sportsbook payment issues and harassment • AMEX declining foreign charge; bookie still wanting money • Phone blowing up during family dinner • Debate over paying vs ghosting • Bookie calling live on air; chat roasting haircut • Google calendar spam entries tied to bookie • DVD-hoard caller asking about selling a massive collection • Music break with Fashion's "Panic" • Sport Subaru/Sport Mitsubishi sponsor segment • Car-buying stories and giant-truck jokes • Maddie Diaz Blink-182 acoustic covers • Early T&D studio memories with Jessica from The Staves • Discussion of zero-barrier music creation vs tough discovery • Spotify algorithm repetition complaints • Discovering bands via bars and album listening • Side note on gambling at Hard Rock Tampa • Willie Nelson story, songwriting praise, slot-machine loss • Streaming vs past CD era • Explanation of inflated radio-listening stats • True drop from 94% (2004) to 81% (2024) • Podcasting and streaming blending into "online content" • VTubers: avatars, anime features, massive money, parasocial drama • IronMouse subscriber numbers and million-dollar streamers • Kids laughing at insult-reaction streamers like Keso • Simple reaction content still performing well • Oversaturation and difficulty making money in independent media • Comparing baseball prospects vs social-media careers • Banana Ball and comedy home-run derbies • Christoph Jean appearance; Jolly's touring workload • Comedy pay structures, door deals, merch, feast/famine cycles • William Montgomery bombing clip and Morgan Jay autotune act • Short shelf-life of novelty acts • Rapid fame churn; Hucktuah viral arc and crypto scam • Predicting she may monetize nostalgia or adult content • Comparison to Bo Bice levels of fame • Closing plugs for Ross McCoy's Orlando Talk Show • Beerfest and Sofas & Suds reminders • Dimitri call joke and Intracoastal melancholy • Joke about declined gambling charges as saddest thing • Show wrap-up: like, subscribe, visit TomandDan.com ### Social Media: https://tomanddan.com/ | https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive | https://facebook.com/amediocretime | https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive Where to Find the Show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682 | https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw | https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/ The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990 | https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s | https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/ Exclusive Content: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/
