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A Mediocre Time with Tom and DanAuthor: Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yesno one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!) Language: en Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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820 - Scarfs Toboggan
Thursday, 24 April, 2025
• Promo for Bart Merrick and Crystal Van as realtors • Melissa shares positive experience buying a home • Friday Free Show recorded a day early • Tom going to New York City to see Ricky Gervais • Ross joins and jokes about cereal commercials disappearing • Discussion about kids’ cereal and Dan feeding his kids eggs • Talk about NYC homeless and rare types like “bird homeless” • Dan recalls Seattle man eating a bird head • Listeners send NYC tips and critiques • Debate over real NY-style pizza and the “it’s the water” myth • Mario Batali’s machine-made NY water and related jokes • Argument that NY pizza can be replicated outside the city • Plans to report back on NYC trip on Tuesday BDM show • Airline “skip lagging” loophole explained • Debate over ethics of skipping final flight legs • Mention of Delta engine fire in Orlando seen by BDM Suzette • Idea to use inflatable airline slides for a BDM event • Real slides cost $20k; joke about duct-taping dollar store rafts • Tangent on shooting ranges and pressure training • Ross jokes about underwear defense from intruders • Song break: “Marked Different” by local band Virginity • Promo for Pinball Dudes and their rotating pinball machines • Discussion on pinball as mechanical art • Mention of King Kong and Foo Fighters machines in studio • Talk about Kanye West’s odd public confessions • Tom’s son requests Oculus as reward, gets older version • Concerns over Roblox, VR content, and kids interacting with strangers • Discussion about limits on VR usage and past exposure to horror • Tom quietly dismantles a cardboard city; kids never notice • Debate on kids remembering promises and being disappointed • Talk about VR zombie games and their age ratings • Crystal questions VR's impact on a child’s brain • Reference to Columbine-era video game panic • Joke about being trapped in VR like old sci-fi plots • Maisie described as a sensitive rule-follower • Dan regrets joke that made Maisie cry • Promotion for Orange County Library’s Book Fest with Brad Meltzer • History Center’s “Collected” exhibit and free third Thursdays • Science of Wine event at Science Center promoted • Praise for educational partnerships • Jelly Roll NPR parody and discussion of his fading fame • Mention of Burt Kreischer’s 5K event and pricing debate • Introduction of fictional overnight host “Scarves Toboggan” • Scarves plays random YouTube songs and complains about no audience • Debate about ethics of unpaid radio interns • Skit with fake SafeTouch rival “Vault Field” and parody burglars • Dan and Tom discuss expensive ad branding and mascots • Bug-based characters like “Silverfish Man” and “The Exterminator” • Creepy bug designs, mohawk caterpillars, and punk rock stings • “Old Man” character reminisces about grunge and Surge soda • Nostalgia for the OJ Simpson trial and Ed Tyll losing ads • Story of sabotaging tapes to avoid lawsuits • Listeners remember clear pagers and see-through electronics • References to Beavis and Butthead, Star Trek: TNG, and N64 • Ross promotes comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Framework Coffee • Tom plans to visit NYC spots like the 9/11 Memorial and Planetarium • Andrea mentions Times Square’s screen show and Ireland portal • Ram Davesey warns of a water-based apocalypse and gold-filled boats • Fantasy of escaping floods with helium balloons • Final reminders for new merch and $10 leftover BDM shirts • Contact Eric via TomandDan.com for merch issues • Episode ends with legal disclaimer and “mediocre” sendoff ### **Social Media:** [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:** [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)
