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Freund with Benefits: Helping BachelorsA podcast designed to help bachelors transition f Author: Steven Freund
A podcast designed to help bachelors transition from college and adapt to the real world where it is their first time living on their own. We'll delve into topics centering around finance, nutrition, and dating. I've also included some of my birthday raps on this medium. Language: en Genres: Health & Fitness Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
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The Jared Tonder Birthday Rap (Prod. Chillingcat, Noden)
Monday, 31 May, 2021
Ja-red to the Willie last name Tonder No one stronger Who can hold a plank longer Excuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honor He was born in Colorado where the mountains grow Where they drink lemonade and speak real slow And yes that was a quote from LFO but if you weren’t a 90’s kid well i guess you don’t know Straight out of Alabama rockin southern flow With a straw hat sitting back playing banjo On his front porch rocking with a dog at his feet and a truck so-so next to the radio I really couldn’t tell you quite what is age is but he’s breaking new ground like his name’s John Smith If I had to guess though I’d say 29 cause he’ll knock you out and joke about it like a punch line (breath) Jokes all aside he’s a really cool guy who just wants to make sure that you can stay fly At the same with his fly swatter in his back pocket just to make sure that you will never try To cross his friends and we cannot pretend that it aint his birthday so l hope that you’ll spend A second right now to wish him well, cause all that he wants is some more cowbell
