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Season 3 Episode 6 — “Only Rants in Pants: Football Twitter For Sale”
Episode 6
Wednesday, 28 January, 2026
⚠️ Warning:This episode is a football rant at maximum volume.It contains impatience, contempt for grifters, timeline merchants, and lads baiting OnlyFans models for engagement like it’s a career path.If you trust Football Twitter, buy what influencers are selling, think bad takes deserve airtime, or believe replying “DM?” counts as discourse you are beyond help. Godspeed.In this week’s carnage:🧠 Chapo scrolls once and immediately chooses violence🍷 Bomb drinks a full bottle of wine to lift music and unlocks feral clarity📱 Football Twitter becomes a jungle of bad tweets, louder voices, and zero shame🐍 Influencers flog snake oil, “systems,” and vibes-based expertise🔴 Arsenal discourse collapses into “I watched the game actually” versus unread spreadsheets⚽ Liverpool mentioned once and the team still argue with themselves for forty minutes📊 Stats screenshots launched with total confidence and no responsibility or care 🗣️ “Just asking questions” deployed as a full defensive system🪓 Tony insists the Stick of Justice would fix comment sections in under ten minutes if they dare🐼 Trossard dragged back in for reasons nobody can explain🍺 Old Man in the Chair says “block them” and reaches enlightenment💸 Only Rants in Pants™ — Chapo launches a one-man crusade rinsing engagement farmers and the reply-grift economy as football Twitter officially goes up for sale🚨 The internet once again proves that access does not equal intelligenceSo pour something strong, mute the replies, and join Bomb & Chapo where football chat finally stops pretending it’s analysis and admits it’s shouting, grifting, and lads selling bollocks to other lads.💩 P.S. It’s a rant. That’s the point.💩 P.P.S. Sheffield is still a shithole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
