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Raine On Your ParadeAuthor: Raine Fielder
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Raine on Your Parade: Stranger Things - The Nina Project
Episode 7
Monday, 21 September, 2026
Back in the flying pizza van, unknown hero agent guy is bleedingout and Jonathon is like “better go to a hospital” and the dying man is like “nope,don’t you know better than to trust the government” And mike is like “but you are the government” and he’s like “exactly!here’s a pen write this down, A C A B” then he dies. Over in another part of the endless dessert stands a door.And our white rabbit, Owens leads eleven down the rabbit hole to face thejabberwocky aka papa aka Brenner, the true villain behind all the bad thingsthat have ever happened in this show and possibly real life. She sees him and is like “nope” but too bad because theystab her neck with a sleepy needle. Over in Russia, Hopper is getting beaten up like a SteveHarrington and then he beats up Ezno and all the prisoners are like ACAB excepthopper is a bastard cop too so he doesn’t kill his new friend. Eddie eats SpaghettiOs out of the pan and needs a six pack,Max draws pictures. Dustin insults the drawings and pisses of Ted Wheeler and Steveand anyone else he can… just you know… for fun.Eleven wakes up with a shaved head in her bare bedroom/prisonat the lab but that’s okay because Hermie the elf is here to guide her throughher mental nightmare loop that she’s trapped in like her mom. The voice of Brenner also helps focus her on remembering thetorture and trauma that he put her through. Nice dude, real nice. The boys in cali bury a body and Argyle wants to put up a neonsign that says look at the crime we are committing and even Jonathon is gettingtired of his stupidity. Lovable pothead? Even his best friend that you guys arewriting for him doesn’t like him. Kill Argyle and leave us Eddie. Hopper is a bastard cop who is also a white male who criesand blames himself for all the things that are his fault, as both of the thingshe is, often do. (joking, it’s actually sad I know) The government tells Uncle Wayne he has to leave his trailerwhere his missing nephew murdered a cheerleader while he was at work becausehis ceiling is leaking evil and this exhausted man literally just sighs andstarts packing… give the Munson’s a break. Crissy’s mom is the biggest hypocrite bitch on earth talkingabout the monster that hurt her daughter and it’s like calm your ass JoyceWallace pt 2 (cruel summer) you traumatized her with an eating disorder andcaused some of this and are currently causing more problems by fueling Jason’smurderous rage against someone you don’t even know So the real cult is on the hunt again for the cult they madeup in their brainwashed but otherwise empty heads. Murray confesses to beating up minors for fun and hijacks aplane that he then crashes, good job bro… Eddie rows his boat fiercely to sounds of screams. Patrickis pretzeled and okay like we don’t know him though. Eleven goes through more bullshit and pretty much dies andgets shocked back to life and instantly smacks the shit out of Brenner’s evilface and it’s pretty awesome to see. But she’s getting some powers back and ofcourse the only way to save everyone is to retraumatize the most innocent lambof a girl, so she relents for now and if anyone can’t see what a wonderful pureheart this girl has… I will find you and I will… well anyway it’s all getting darkerand more scary for example: there are spiders in Steve’s hair nest and Dustinis quoting Sherlock, Jonathon calls a computer and Will SINGS… next stop thescariest state of all… Utah! YIKES!
