Not Actually Film Critics

The podcast where not actual film critics critique actual films.

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Genres: Comedy, Film Reviews, TV & Film

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13 Assassins (2010): Parking Debates, Laundry Miracles, and Samurai Carnage
Tuesday, 3 March, 2026

This week on NAFC, the crew starts off with Discord issuing an apology for that weird age verification fiasco—because nothing says community like uploading your ID to talk about anime.Izzy goes deep into Mewgenics again, fully embracing whatever chaotic timeline we’re living in. There’s also talk about Resident Evil Requiem and whether Capcom still knows how to cook.Somehow the episode spirals into a heated debate: back in or front in parking? Friendships are tested. Logic is abandoned. AirPod Pros also get their own segment after surviving a full laundry cycle like they’re built by Nokia.Finally, the gang dives into 13 Assassins (2010)—Takashi Miike’s brutal, methodical samurai epic. Slow burn, tactical planning, and then absolute chaos.Support us on Patreon!