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Judys Kitchen
Episode 41
Tuesday, 13 October, 2026

Bob and Miles meet for dinner at TikTok influencer Judy’s Kitchen in Galesburg, IL, for an impromptu gathering. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/nPO-PsG9g08 Static Radio – Judy’s Kitchen Bob and Miles meet for dinner at TikTok influencer Judy’s Kitchen in Galesburg, IL, for an impromptu gathering. Judys Kitchen Bad AI Transcript You can play with Bob’s balls if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Hey, everyone, this is Miles with Static Radio. Probably would leave your friends behind if that was the case. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Another week. Another week. A week in the life. Here we are. Here we go. Here we go. Another week. Yeah. Miles and I had dinner together. Yes. Not even a week ago now. Bacon shake. No. No, we had Judy’s Kitchen or whatever, wasn’t it? Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy. Believe it or not, we actually saw each other, uh, in our human form in Galesburg. Bob was like, I didn’t know you’d like pina coladas. So, yeah, so that’s been weird. So I was in Peoria tagging along on a junket. Yeah. With my wife. And I’m like, hey, you know. Yeah.Well, my wife wanted to go to Judy’s Kitchen. Right. If you don’t know who Judy’s Kitchen is, you’re not from around these parts because she’s like a famous TikToker. Influencer. Influencer, yeah. And she’s like, we’re close enough. It’s only like 40 minutes away. I’m like, okay. I’m like, wait a minute. Miles lives about the same distance on the other side of Galesburg. And so I said, would it be okay if we met Miles at Judy’s? And my wife said, fuck no. Oh. Oh, no, she didn’t say that. She said, if you must. Oh, yeah. Which is worse? Which reaction is worse to you? Oh, fuck. I don’t know. That would be nice. It would be nice if you boys got together. Well, that’s nice. I’m glad.Yeah. So anyway, I said you know, I, I sent you a note and we’re like yeah we’re gonna do this. We had, we were a little bit late because, uh, you know, festivities and whatnot yeah so you know, you and i met up, uh, yeah. Right. Right. Which I will say was actually not, you know, I was hoping for more the dinner part. Okay. I was hoping it would be better. It was just kind of there, you know what I mean? How was yours, by the way? Delicious. Really? I had the Kung Pao. You had Kung Pao. Mm-hmm. I had General Tso’s. Mm-hmm. I can’t remember what my wife got. I don’t know. Your son had orange chicken because I was sitting across from him. Mm-hmm.I don’t even remember what my wife had. Now I’m thinking about it. I should probably remember that above all. She had some crab Rangoon. Oh yeah. I had the crab Rangoons. Yeah. Yeah. And your son got a free glass. Did he? Well, I don’t think he stole it, but I told him he should. Nah, he doesn’t. He’s better than me. He wouldn’t do that. I would do it. Yeah, you were like, hey, I got these sweatpants on, son. They’ll fit right here in the old crotch. No, I got in trouble once because I did steal a knife from Sizzler once. I got kind of yelled at for doing that. Those Sizzler knives, they were collector’s items. They’re like red plastic handled. Like a freaking clown knife or something. So yeah, we met for dinner, which is an unusual occurrence. Yeah.I know, and I almost pretended like I was going to honk your wife’s nose when she walked by. Uh-oh. Yeah, that wouldn’t have went over. She’s not in the nose play. Yeah, I don’t think that would have went over very well. I didn’t touch her, but I imagined I did. Well, I think you could probably say that about a lot of people. She’s got such a little teeny tiny nose, though. What? Okay. She’s got a small nose. Really? Well, compared to you. Well, no, my whole family’s got like these big polack noses. But she doesn’t, you know i mean well yeah i don’t know, I’m just saying i’ll tell you about that, but anyhow. No, I’m just saying. I’m getting a little weirded out by this nose talk. I have this weird feeling that you’re combing, you knowweird tiktok instagram pages about noses or something. I don’t know what’s going on it’s all kinds of weird things going on. I’m grooming her for her nose. Yeah, I don’t know what, you know. Is there a nose fetish? I don’t know. No, I’m just saying she has a proportional nose she’s oh that’s very nice. I’ve got like this carol malden nose like everyone in my family, and i’m jealous i’m like wow i was cursed like one of those uh one of those elephant seals. Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. It’s like flapping around. You’re like… You lean your head back. You’re trying to… Every time you try to drink, you just get a glass full in your nose. No, these credits are no good. That’s me. Yeah. That’s me. Yeah.So, yeah, I’m sorry. I quite a lot. Oh, but yeah. But no, we had dinner. It was it was nice. I was nice. I will say. Yeah. Out of the four of us at the table, you were the weirdo. I know what you’re going to say. I know what you’re going to say. Because my son and I had this conversation on the way home. Oh, did you? Yes. I’m like, maybe I should do this more often. He makes me look normal. Yeah. With his actions. He’s like such a weirdo at dinner. He’s so weird. I’m like, have you ever leave the house? I mean, you go out more than I do. Yeah. You got like your eyes are wiggling and your hands are doing things and making weird gestures. And you’re like making these noises. And it’s like, I’m like, what is wrong? I’m like David Byrne and stop making sense. I’m doing a little thing where I’m chopping my arm. You know, you might ask yourself. And then.You’re like, you know, I don’t know if this was like some kind of weird flirting you were doing with the waitress. I don’t know. But I mean, obviously she wasn’t taking it that way. She was taking it that you possibly had some kind of brain problems. It’s asking you questions because your wife was not feeling well. She didn’t make it in. You got her some egg rolls. It took you like 15 fucking minutes to say, can I order egg rolls to go? I was, you know, just trying to be dramatic pausing. It was like Shatner times 10. It was a sous serre. It was a sous serre. It was a dramatic pause. I would like to have an order of what you might call… Fucking epileptic Hugh Grant over here. I…i would like even your son was like, what the hell with you old man yeah well i remember egg rolls and you’re driving oh my lord i thought i was all right yeah and i was just like, ah, it’s just like, you know, you’re like i just didn’t want the waitress to leave, you know, like, Vera, don’t know oh no! I just shined up my shoes. Oh, no. Yeah. Thankfully, you know, she, but she thought you were weird too. I could tell, I could tell with her demeanor. Oh, I think she thought, no, I don’t know. I don’t know. Yeah. I’m pretty sure. No, I think she’s used to it. She kept stepping back away from me. Yeah. She’d scoot back every time you moved your hand.Like it was going to reach out and grab her or something. She was pulling away from my gravitational pull. She’s like, oh, fuck. Gravity. What the fuck? Get away. Yeah. What’s in this Kung Pao? Holy shit. It’s like a black hole over here. I’m just reading your shirt. Yeah. You’re so weird. I’m like, he’s really weird. When we left, I’m like, God, Miles is really weird. That’s normal, isn’t it? I go, no, he’s weirder than usual. She’s like, really? I go, yes. If that fucker talks about your nose, I’m going to punch him out. She has a very nice nose. She has a nice nose. But no, yeah, you were all, you know, I don’t know. You have not hit on what my son and I were talking about, though. Well, did you touch yourself a bunch? I don’t know. I was at the table. Okay. Did you fart? I don’t know. No. Are those your main points, first of all?Well, your eyes were very shifty. You kept looking around. You made weird hand gestures. You couldn’t think with any kind of clarity. I’m like, is he choking out? What did your son say? No, no, I brought this up to him. You ate like a pig. You’re like, rah, rah. And I was like, hmm. No. So we all ordered different things, as you touched upon. And everyone. We shared, honestly. We had so much food. Yeah. And you guys all got rice, right? Right. Oh, the noodles. Oh, you and the fucking noodles. And I ordered little Maine. They have a name. It’s called little Maine. It’s not called Chinese spaghetti, by the way, which you kept saying, which I thought was a little racist. I’m like, all right. Well, for the sake of show, he didn’t wink. And, uh, I see you’re even winking. Now you’re winking there. You’re winking. Now I have, I have some eating issues. I have to eat slower than everyone else.Okay. And, uh, did your mom told you or something? I don’t know. No, it’s just, it is a problem I have, which is not a big deal, but I don’t, you know, it’s not a big deal. And so can you explain this? Why slower? And the new, I have a swallowing problem. I do. No, I don’t laugh. If you want, I have a swallowing, right? Slower. Exactly why you should never go to prison. I used to be the fastest eater at the table, and now I’ve gone to by far the slowest. So these guys get their rice in a separate bowl, and my noodles come in a separate bowl, right? Right. They’re in a bowl. They’re in a bowl. Okay. I don’t know. I should have just thrown that in with mymy main course. I should have just mixed it all together because like I’d eaten most of my main course, but I really hadn’t had the noodles. So I thought, well, maybe I’ll just start scooching noodles over from the plate that came on into the main plate. Right. And so I’m trying to eat, I’m trying to do this. And literally I look up and two mentally ill people are watching me eat this. Who’s that? Me? Yeah. Yeah, you and your wife. I mean, they’re judging me. Why are we mentally ill? You’re judging me. You’re both staring at me like I just exposed myself or something. You’re both like this crazy look on your faces. You guys were looking at me like weirdos. Is he going to do it? Is he going to eat it?At that point, you’ve done so many weird things at that point. I was trying to eat and both of you were staring at me eating. I don’t recall that. Yes, you both were doing it. I’m like, are these people okay? Do they do this to everyone they eat with? Jesus Christ. What is wrong with these people? Are you sure I wasn’t just talking to you? No, I was trying to eat. I look up and literally both of you are just like, Not only looking at me, but judging me. Like, is he ever going to be done? I wasn’t judging you. I couldn’t tell. Like, if you guys were like, okay, can you hurry up? Because we have to get back. Or was it like, oh, my God, he’s like a pig. I wasn’t sure. I just was like, he’s the only one who got noodles. And it was like a Chinese restaurant. I like lo mein. I’m sorry. I eat lo mein. I’m like, and then he didn’t eat it. I mean…Because I have a problem. Certain things I can’t eat anymore. Well, the whole Lady and the Tramp thing by yourself didn’t work. Yeah. I said to my son on the way home, I go, did you see these mental patients across from us passing judgment on me? I think that was in your head. He’s like, I don’t know. I didn’t really notice it, I guess. Oh, see, there you go. They were. They were looking at me weird. Weird. you probably weren’t done yet. And we were sitting there, you know, the next time we eat together, I swear to God, I’m just going to sit there and watch you stare and be like, just like, you’re going to watch me stare. No, I’m going to, I’m going to start your food. I’m going to start your salad. Okay. Well, I’ll just make sure we don’t eat anymore. I’m just going to like completely. I rape you the whole time. You’re like, we’re never going to have dinner again. That’s it. No, I’m just going to ask.I’m just going to ask, could you please look over there to the corner or something so I could eat? I was probably talking to you or something. No, no, no, no. There was no talking. It was quiet. I was probably like, well, you know, what are you doing? And you’re like, I was trying to eat spaghetti, the AI or something. I was trying to eat my food and judgment was being passed over me. I could tell. I know these two must have talked about it on the way home. I know it. I know they did. No, we didn’t. I didn’t talk about it. I talked about how weird you were, but that’s other than that. Oh, I did one weird thing. God. No, you were just all weird. It was all like, hmm. Making noises and you’re like, well, young waitress lady, we’d like to place it to go.At some point before we leave here. Yeah, what’s weird with that? And she says, oh, do you want to do it now or later? And she goes, well, wait a minute, let’s just do it later. I said, yeah, okay. Okay, later. Then she walks away and you kind of do the woo-woo-woo-woo. Oh, yeah. I’m making a circle with my index finger and thumb, and then with my other index finger, I’m inserting it into the circle, going woo-woo. No, when was I saying woo-woo-woo to the waitress? With your eyes. You did it with your eyes. Oh, okay. I knew because I was staring at you. I could tell. Oh, there it is. There it is right there. There it is. There it is. I don’t think that…I typically don’t look at anybody, to be honest with you. I make eye contact when I talk to people. I don’t look away like you. I don’t. That’s why this works out so well. I don’t even have to see you. It’s fantastic. I’m a people person. I like to talk to people. Well, apparently you make eye contact while you’re eating spaghetti as well, which is also weird. I happened to look up, and I literally saw you and your wife staring at me. I think we probably couldn’t believe it. I don’t know. You couldn’t believe what? I had the same portion of food as you guys did. Oh, my God. That plate of spaghetti was huge. No, come on. You guys had a big, deep dish of white rice, which is probably not the best choice for you, but whatever. I felt a little weird after the whole thing was over. I felt really weird. Because you were. You were acting weird.I did one weird thing, okay? One weird thing. Oh, I talked to the waitress, which is weird. I’m sorry. And you spoke Spanish again. I love speaking Spanish. I love it. But you don’t speak Spanish. You’re not very good at it. You don’t even speak Spanish. Well, I understand Spanish, at least what you’re saying. Oh, come on. You couldn’t speak Spanish. You don’t understand. I don’t speak Spanish. I don’t try to speak Spanish. Then you’re jealous. I was going to speak Mandarin, but I knew that would really get under your skin. Well, just curse words. That’s all. Which means a little. Thank you. You’re like, yeah, but you always say it like with, I don’t know. It’s like some kind of weird, you get put on some kind of weird, like, I don’t know. It’s got a bit of a creepy attitude whenever you’re talking to the waitress. You know what I mean? It’s like, I can’t help. You know, I get, I, I,Where’d you go to school? In my head, I think I’m Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack. I get into something and all of a sudden I’m on. I’m just on. I was thinking more like… The Epstein guy, perhaps. Jeffrey Epstein. I was talking more of the guy from the beginning of Sling Blade. I was talking about arm hair. JT Walsh. I got a lot of water. No, I don’t know. I felt like I was being judged. I felt like I was being judged. I judge you all the time. It doesn’t matter. Yeah. The thing was, I wasn’t even judging you. I probably was just like, wow, he’s going to eat that spaghetti. Hmm. I guess. After all the crab rangoons that he had and all of the… You know who didn’t have any? Me, because I hate crab rangoon. I didn’t have any either. Well, don’t judge me. Don’t judge me. Yeah, I guess my wife and your son had them all. Yeah, I don’t know. I didn’t have none. Yeah, I don’t like them either. Gross. Like a bag full of sour cream. I don’t like sour cream either. So don’t talk to the waitress. Don’t look at the waitress.Yeah, it’s probably best if you just, uh, like, sit there and like we tell your have you write down your order or point at it or something. Get your order succinctly. Uh, uh, you know, whatever. I don’t know. Eat quickly. Yeah. Make sure you order what they would order. You can order whatever you want. I don’t know. It felt really weird. We had a whole conversation about was it General Tso’s, General Toe’s, General Chow’s. Oh, you two would not shut up with this. I’m like, oh, my God, if they keep talking about this. Had a little pepper thing. I’m like, oh, I hope it’s kind of hot. It wasn’t that hot. It wasn’t hot at all, really. No, I had a little baby. I know. Is there any little stuff spicy? Yeah, I was hoping it was.Oh, my God. Between that and how to pronounce the name, I was like, please, God, let him get diarrhea or something when he gets home. Did you have diarrhea? No, it was great. Oh, good. Probably because of all that spaghetti. I had my leftovers in the little baby box the girl gave me. She was freaked out. She’s like, you know, he’s going to Hunt me down and put my ears in this box if I give him something. I can’t talk to the waitress. It’s just, you know, you’re a little, I don’t know. Do you not talk to the waitress when you order, or do you just kind of point at stuff? Normally, but not, you know. Donde esta musica? Las chichas. Chorizo. Chorizo, I don’t know.I don’t know. It’s like you’re… I go to Spanish restaurants. I speak Spanish all the time. Anybody ever call you on it or no? Not so much, no. Not so much. By the way, it was a Chinese restaurant, but this was just an average white girl. Oh, now she’s average. Okay. Oh, I don’t know. I mean, I didn’t… I didn’t look at her. I didn’t look at her. I didn’t know if she even had two eyes or not. I don’t know. So weird. This guy is so weird. He’s so weird. I didn’t, like, you know, scope her out or anything. I was just like, she’s just a regular white chick taking her order at the Chinese place. It’s funny, this guy comes down, like, all bent over with his head down with, like, his hand out so no one can see his face. You know, like, okay, I’m gonna…No one talk to me, please. Please. I try not to. I really try not to. Yeah, take your Ritalin, man. Christ. Fuck, you’re going to be okay. Jesus Christ, it’s a restaurant, dude. Well, I know. It must be weird when you guys go out to eat. I don’t know. We just only have each other to stare at? Is that what you’re saying? I guess. I don’t know. I could see why the other week no one wanted to sit by you guys. I get it now. That fat broad over there with the glasses is staring at… Oh, it’s a man? Oh, he’s staring at me eating… He’s staring at me eating my noodles. I’m trying to eat a hot dog and he keeps looking at me like raising his eyebrows and… No, that’s you. You’re going… No, that’s you. You’re all judgy. Like freaking Groucho Marx over here. You bet your life. So you better…order something that these two approve of and eat it the way they would eat it. It was very weird. It was very uncomfortable. It was very uncomfortable. So was it better or worse that my wife was there or was it worse that she was there? I enjoyed your wife being there. Okay. Well, yeah. Cause you were checking out her nose, scoping her nose out. I guess I was, can I look at her nose? I guess. I don’t know what that’s all about. I’m sure I’m going to hear about it later. Oh. I mean, she weren’t upset. I called her a mental patient and having a nice nose, but I don’t know. She’ll probably tell you she was not staring or judging you either. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I want the truth. Yes, you were. On the way home, I noticed what they talked about the whole time. No, I didn’t even talk about your spaghetti weirdness.my mouse i didn’t i didn’t even talk about how you took everyone’s leftovers. I’m like, why did he take my leftovers? I don’t know uh i was given a box about the size of like if you were gonna take like a donut or something home. It was like the smallest box this girl fine she’s like you’ve already got enough problems. You don’t need a full big box. I should have said, man, you got a small box You said it in your mind. I could tell I was staring at you. I was thinking it. Yes. Yeah. You’re like, I didn’t say it to the mail that he wants it. She delivered a box. She put it on my desk. I’m like, wow, you got a big box. She smiled. She smiled. She thought it was funny. I’m a people person. Any other comments on the dinner? No. Bob paid for the dinner. Let me mention that. Thank you. Thank you, Bob and Mrs. Bob. Thank you.I was wondering if you’d even met them. Yes. Yeah, no, they did. They were very nice. They did everything. Except they were a little bit late to dinner. I was a little late, yes. It took us a few more minutes. Which was not acceptable in my book, of course. Of course. Yeah, I’m normally not late, but on my own. Thank you, Bob. No, I, I, uh, yeah, it was fine. I was just joking. I didn’t figure you’re gonna mention it, so i wasn’t gonna mention it uh well i thought i thought i was being prodded into it, so i thought i would mention it. Oh, no, not at all. I thought maybe you had some other, uh, some other comment, uh, about the evening that you didn’t. I mean, you pretty much had on the whole, I mean, it wasn’t reallyThe other people there really weren’t weird or anything. I mean, the waitress was a little absent here and there, but I mean… That was probably for the best. Yeah. No, otherwise it was fine. I just wanted a little hotter food. It was a clean place. I enjoyed the food. I wanted some spicier food, but… You did not get the spicy you thought you were going to get. I know. Mine was spicy. Next time, you know, next time… We’ll have pancakes next time. I can’t eat pancakes anymore. Oh. Too much syrup stuff. Oh, I see. Yeah, I’m trying not to become you. I’m really trying not to be you. And so anything you want to do, I’m like, eh. Spaghetti? No. Mm-hmm. Well, maybe next time we can go someplace more expensive and you can buy. Okay. [su_qrcode data=”https://www.staticradio.com/2026/10/12/judys-kitchen/” title=”Judys Kitchen” link=”https://www.staticradio.com/2026/10/12/judys-kitchen/”