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Amigo Punch
Episode 14
Tuesday, 7 April, 2026
Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RcIioiRqWMM Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Amigo Punch Bad AI Transcript you to get thirsty in the middle of the show for christ’s sake yeah exactly Thank you. What are you drinking tonight, sir? Tea. Sweet tea? Sweet tea. Stevia? Yeah. Sugar? No, it’s artificial flavor. Just checking. Just checking. Nope. Let’s check in. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. Easter’s over now. Yeah, happy Easter. 2026, if you’re keeping track. Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity-hoppity, Easter’s on its way. Right up, up, up. Bring in all the girls and boys. Baskets full of Easter toys. Until Miles Title shoots his head away. Huh? I don’t know. You’re violent. You got a shotgun for Easter. You’re going to use it. Yeah. That’s all. Yeah. So the… The foot healing continues over here at the Lament Household. Yeah, how’s the cripple doing? She’s doing good. I will tell you, discrimination is alive and well in this country. You just now figured that out? Yeah.Uh, very discriminatory behavior. So for whatever, well, we went, my daughter was in town for easter and we went out to dinner, you know, we’d like to go out to dinner oh yeah and uh there’s a whole conversation because my wife is somewhat incapacitated currently with her foot surgery. about how we were going to get the young lady to the venue and get her into the venue and get her seated. It’s very packed. It’s a very busy place. The tables are close together. It’s a very popular place that we like to go. There’s a lot of concern about getting her in and out. It’s kind of like a high-level… kind of Secret Service-y, presidential-coordinated kind of a situation here. Right. And so we made a plan.and executed it perfectly. And we’re in… So they have all these little rooms, right? It’s like this restaurant with all these rooms full of tables where people sit and eat, you know. They’re fantasy rooms. It’s not like a… No, it’s not like a big open space. A lot of… It’s really like a house. And, like, we were in a room with a fireplace. I don’t know. Welcome to the large cock room. And… You’re stuck in the gutter tonight, aren’t you? Oh, I am. Okay. So we get her seated and everything and everything’s good. She’s in a place where she can’t get run into by other people or anything accidentally or anybody kicking her foot or anything. Right. Protected. We’ve got our escape routes planned.So anyway, the next thing you know, this old guy comes in with like a walker and sits down at the table next to us. And I’m like, well, and then we were giggling, you know, because they’re like, oh, this is the handicapped room. Let’s make fun of the man who lived through the Holocaust. That’s right. Let’s make fun of him. Holocaust Bill, he survived and here he is as a steakhead. I hope not. He’s just an old guy, had a walker. And so my daughter and I kind of looked at each other and we’re like, I guess this is where they’re putting all the people with disabilities. And then, no wonder we said that, another guy comes in on a little scooter thing. Yeah. And then another. And literally everyone around usIt was incapacitated in some way, shape, or form. They bring in some guy in an iron lung. Could you make room, please? Yeah, and then these one people finished and left, and they were replaced by another person with a handicap. Well, you don’t know. And I’m like, is everything else up like a ramp or something or a slide? I don’t… You know? Yeah. I’m like, how can this be? Do they just clump them together? Is this some law in St. Louis? Yeah, I don’t know. If I go to the bathroom, am I going to walk through the Asian room or something like that? No, you can’t go in there. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. This is the hot models room. Sorry. Sorry, sir. No Jews allowed.All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, yeah, no, it was like it was like everybody was lumped in that room. Yeah. I mean, it was it was spooky because I mean, we were just joking. And the next thing I thought just happenstance that this guy shows up at about the same time, you know. Yeah. No, pretty much. Pretty much a good portion of the room had somebody with some kind of disability. Okay. I’m like, this cannot be happening, honestly. Yeah. And people just kept coming in, and you’re like, oh. Yeah. Well, this place is packed. I’m telling you. Everything had to be timed out perfectly so that we didn’t have to wait a long time to get a table, you know. Yeah. It wasn’t one of those freedom flights, you know, where all those old guys get flown over to. No. John Cena didn’t have a pack of children in there with him eating steaks or anything. John Cena.This is the wrestler’s room. Yeah. No, this is, this is the, uh, uh, make a wish area. Yeah. Now it gets, it gets better. I got another, uh, story for you. You’re seated in the pool. They don’t eat salad room. No, no, no, no. So we’re, we’re just not about them. This happened tonight. This happened tonight. Yes. So, you know, she has a hard time getting around. So we were sitting, uh, downstairs in our usual spots next to each other in the living room. And she’s getting up out of her chair and grabs a hold of her little scooter thing, her wheelie cart thing, knee scooter. And I’m like, where are you going? And she’s like, oh, I’m going to the bathroom and then I’m going to go upstairs. And I’m like, oh, okay.Then she proceeds to fall into me fist first. And she cock punched me really hard. Like full body weight on the knuckles right in the crotch. Right in the dick. Yes. Why would she do that? I was leaned back. I was reclined. I was all open. Eyes closed. Yawning. Yeah, so I start screaming. And she’s like, I’m sorry. But then she keeps pushing because she’s trying to get back up on her one good leg. Yeah, right. She’s trying to bounce off your thing. She’s like, ding, ding. She’s pushing herself back up off of my squishy parts. And I’m like, oh, my God. And I’m partially reclined. So I cannot. If I move the recliner. Yeah. I’m not gonna crush your leg or something. I’m like, I can’t move until you get up. And she’s like, I’m like, ah!And then she starts laughing. And she has to go to the bathroom. You know, I cannot wait to see the cartoon for this one that you’re going to come. I don’t even know how you’re going to show this. Yeah, I don’t know either. Wife punches husband in the dick in the recliner. I don’t know. Blue cat takes it to the dick. Yeah. So then she finally gets to stand up. She’s laughing. She’s like, I’m going to pee myself. I can’t get to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. And I’m like, Oh my Lord. I’m not going to survive this operation. Yeah, no kidding. You’re going to be on a walker. Yeah, I’m like, God damn. I had to stand up because she pushed on me so hard that I needed to push everything back out, you know?everything retracted back in my body. Yes. It was like yeah like a forced turtle. My penis is like a turtle. I was like, Oh my Lord. I had to, you know, walk around a little bit, you know? Oh my God. I’m like, gosh, I’ve, I’ve de-aged. Yeah. A little bit later, and this is totally unintentional, but I had been putting off vacuuming and she finally got upstairs. Everybody was fine. She was laying with her foot elevated and I hit her in the foot with the vacuum hand. Accidentally. Totally accident. Her bad foot? Her bad foot, yeah. Sorry. So anyway, we’re surviving. Oh my God. Barely. Who are those guys from the Muppet Show? Waldorf? Yeah, exactly. Stadler and Waldorf. Yeah, I was like, you guys were like Stadler.Yeah, it was, it was, uh, but the thing she couldn’t get up, she just kept pushing. Yeah. Oh my Lord. Yeah. Wow. I mean, my kids are all grown up. I haven’t been nutted like that for years where the kids like just run into you you know yeah oh yeah kids love to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Bunch of the nuts. She hasn’t reached that fast for my penis in years. I feel like I’m 18 again. I’m back at McDonald’s. I said, what’s going on? So anyway, what’s going on with you? I got punched in the penis. Did you really? No. For some reason, I think yours would be self-inflicted. That has happened, yes. No, I did not injure myself. Thank God. Injuries here lately. No injuries, no death, nothing. It was holiday weekend, but my kids are grown now and one son had to work and the other one had some other commitments. We really didn’t do much for the holiday. So I thought,Why don’t I watch a fuck movie? Oh, you, you set me up for that one, mister. I know before, before the show, Bob had mentioned his daughter was in town and she wanted to see a movie. I said, Oh, what an F movie. And he got a little upset by that. And I would joke that his daughter would say those words. So I thought, I’m going to watch a good religious movie. I’m going to watch an old Spanish movie from the early 1970s called The Tombs of the Blind Dead. I’ve never heard of this. It made absolutely no sense at all. Who made it? Alejandro Dronowski? I don’t know. I have no idea. What’s the name of it? I’m going to look it up. I think it’s called Tombs of the Blind Dead. I have something to say here, too. I was going to watch this other movie I saw, but I knew it would have to be English subtitled. I could not find it in subtitles. I thought I might invite… La Noche del Terror Ciego. Yeah.I know it’s one movie is a war movie. I was going to watch, but I go, I might have to have Miyagi come over here and like translate this movie. I like, no. Okay. So I watched this movie. Absolutely made no sense. It’s totally like nonsensical. I’m like, you know, I was like, this, this makes no sense. Like these, these, these what’s called college kids. So these people look like in their forties. right are gonna like go on to some, some train ride, right. To some coastal thing and uh the middle. And so at night, like, like one woman puts like the moves on the other woman and she’s like whoa whoa whoa i don’t know if we’re having this, you know i don’t know man i don’t know what you searched, did you search, uh, move one moves on oh wait a minuteI’m looking at the story, the information on IMDb for this movie. Yeah. It says rape, bisexual, lesbian interest, graveyard, forces of evil. Yeah. But it’s only rated PG. Yeah. Yeah. It alludes to something more happened, but… Oh, okay. The interesting part, though, is they’re on some shitty old-time train, and the lady who wasn’t really DTF… She literally grabs her bag and jumps off the train. Yeah. Like, see you later, suckers. Just out of the middle of nowhere. I’m like, this makes no sense. This really makes no sense. Right. Weird. And she walks for a while. She goes, I’m just going to spend the night in this old forgotten monastery. Okay. And, you know, so she gets completely like undressed, naked, bare ass naked. But you can’t really see her because they put like fire between the camera and her.Oh, okay. It’s like it would be a little bit of ass crack and stuff. Hot ass crack, but ass crack nonetheless. And it awakens the dead Knights Templar Knights that are buried there. But the whole movie just makes no sense. You know what I’m saying? It’s just like they spent all the money on the special effects. Well, that’s probably good. these hooded figures, these skeletal figures, and they have horses. I’m like, wait, where would the horses be coming from? Island? I don’t know. I don’t know. I had so many questions, because the horses were kind of all decked out in mid-evening. The horses for the Zorro movie, so we might as well use them here. I’m like, this movie really makes no sense. The woman, they find her body, and she turns into a zombie, and she tries to kill people, andIs she a sexy zombie at least? I didn’t find her to be sexy. Why in the world would you pick this movie to watch? I thought it might be a good Easter movie. I don’t know. She’s in the morgue and there’s some creepy necrophiliac dude working in the morgue. No one catches on that this dude might be into some weirdness. Yeah. Is this like one of your uncles or something that was in a movie? No, this had nothing to do with the title family. She kills him and then a group of people are like, we’ve got to research this and figure out who killed her. Was it like the thumbnail that got you? What brings you to this movie? I can’t believe you would pick this. I’ve been watching Tubi a lot.recently. I go, I’m going to be like Bob. I’m going to watch some international… Yeah. You’re always watching some international movie. Like, hey, you want to watch Johnny Depp with me and Chocolat? I’m like, I don’t know. I’ll be like Bob Lament. I’ll watch some cool foreign movie. And I wanted to watch like a war movie, like I say, but I couldn’t get the subtitles to work because I’m like, oh boy. I agree with that. Yeah, I’m fucked. No, my wife even helped. She’s like, fuck it, I don’t know. I’m like, I’m going to watch this fuck movie. Yeah, I need subtitles for this movie. Yeah, yeah. What a bizarre movie. Miles can tell you the word baby, baby in 10 different languages. Oh my God, yeah. Baby, oh baby, baby, baby, go, go, baby. Yeah, so likePeople she was traveling with. And I think this is just to like waste time in the movie to get it to 90 minutes. It’s like, we’ve got to find this pirate guy and his slutty girlfriend to come help us. Okay. I’m like, oh, okay. This is a hard left turn. Like, okay. How’d you know she was slutty? Oh, you could tell. You could tell. Come on. She looked like she was in Orlando. In these Spanish language movies, there’s always a slutty private woman. No, she looked like she lived in Orlando. I could tell. No, I don’t know. But yeah, they ended up pretty much all getting killed. And then, I don’t know, like one woman survives and she gets like on the train, but then somehow like the killer zombies get on the train too. AndOh, wow. It’s train to Busan. Yeah. Next thing you know. Yeah. Right. Next thing you know, the train pulls in like some big city and like everyone’s being killed. And like, that’s the end of the movie. and like, oh, so you brought like all these creepy dead guys, zombies into the, to kill everyone, you know and the sexy pirate woman. Don’t forget her she did not make it pirate woman did the pirate man got eaten and the lady got eaten too, I believe. Oh, nice. Let me ask you a question. You like zombie movies, obviously. A little bit. A little bit. So how do they decide which people get totally eaten and can’t become a zombie and which ones get partially eaten and become a zombie? Yeah, I don’t know. Because I didn’t understand why this lady had to become, like the original lady had to become a zombie. I found that very illegal. Why would she have to be a zombie? Because if they love human flesh, at what point do they stop eating itand just let that one become a zombie. I don’t know. Like, oh, we only like the, you know yeah like rib meat, so i just eat the ribs. And, uh, then after that, I let him turn into zombie. Oh, God. I don’t know. This one was a little bizarre. I go, this seems like a movie bob would have written, you know? Let’s have a lesbian encounter on the train. And then, you know, I’m all about lesbian encounters. Have a tiff. And then the girl jumps off the train with her, you know, over bag and, she has to get totally nude to put on her PJs, which took like five minutes, by the way. I’m like, ah, okay. The pacing of this movie is a little kooky. Yeah, okay. Well, so what we do is if you had to give it a rating or a score of any kind, what would you… Oh, what’s the top score? Well, you make the scale. I don’t know what your scale is. You give the scale and you can give the score. Out of 10, I would give it…I mean, it wasn’t the worst movie I saw, to be honest with you. It’s not the worst movie. I’d maybe give it a… With the lesbianism, I’d probably give it like a six, maybe. Anything with lesbianism gets above a five. Yeah, I mean, well, they tried. You know, they tried. They tried. I don’t know. I can’t judge. I didn’t write the movie. I don’t know. Roger Ebert wrote it. Yeah, I don’t know. I just… Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and wrote this one. Just the creepy guy in the morgue, though. No one had picked up that this guy might be into doing stuff. Did your wife watch this with you? No. She was incapacitated at the time. Too many margaritas. Too many Easter margaritas. Easter margaritas, yeah. We get drunk on Easter.I’m not dying eggs. I’m dying my insides with margaritas. This is the blood of Christ. Yeah, so Tombs of the Blind Dead, you know. Yeah, I don’t think I would. That’s not one that I would watch. Yeah, this probably is not on your international film fest. Yeah, I don’t think so. I’d be very surprised if you actually sat and watched this. You’d be like, I don’t think so. No. I don’t think so. I think that Armando de Sarria, the director, wrote it along with Robert Oliver and Jesus Navarro Caron. Wait, three people wrote it? Yes. Wait. Maybe that explains… It’s so disjointed. Maybe that explains the whole… I’ll write for five minutes, then you write for five minutes. Michael, you’re going to do the pirate guy. Bob, you’re going to do the lesbianism. Miles will be the creepy necrophiliac guy. I don’t think I can write about lesbianism. I’m just saying. You’re just parsing it out.Well, I know. I mean, you’ve seen a lot of stuff in Decatur. I mean, I don’t know. I don’t know what that means. Oh, every week. Let me tell you about this place I was at one time. You know, the donkey born and these chicks. Every week this guy’s got a story. Is that the Fonz over there? What’s that? Is that the Fonz over there or something? The Fonz? Hey, I’m Bob LeMet. Hey. Oh. Yeah, the Tombs of the Blind Dead. Michael, would you watch Tombs of the Blind Dead in 1972? I’m just coming into the tail end of this, so I’m playing catch up here. Apparently, I’m the drunken pirate over here. Yeah, you’re the drunken pirate. You get to write that part of the script. You’re the writer. People wrote this script, so unbelievable. It’s unbelievable. It can’t be any better than the conversation I just got out of about 30 minutes ago. Yeah. I was talking with a woman. Apparently, the state of Ohio has sexual lingo that I was not aware of.cunning lingus no and she she basically basically put it down to like three different i guess syllables of it where oh hi oh No wonder Neil Armstrong never left the state very much. Yeah. He was a native Ohioan and lived there his whole life. I thought Bob would tell his Ohio joke. What’s that? Was it round on the ends and high in the middle? Yeah. Apparently, this is her entire act that she does when she does these little mini shows on Twitter where she basically does that. I’m like, does it attract any type of men? She’s like, it just depends on the day. I said, oh. I think Miles is going to be a new fan of this one. Yeah. She speak Spanish? She can if you like her to. Just a Spanish accent. He doesn’t really need the whole duolingo thing. He just needs the, you know. Is she from Orlando? No. She’s from Ohio. Ohio.Well, I mean, you know, via… She’s from Columbus. Columbus? No, she’s from the industrial area part of it. All of Ohio is industrial, I think. Well, no, this would be Dayton, Ohio, I believe. Cleveland? Dayton? No, Dayton. Dayton, Ohio. Yeah, Air Force Base is over there. Yeah, right. Yeah, I went to… They keep the aliens, right? Patterson Air Force Base. Is it? Yeah. That’s what they say. Oh. But when you… Hold on, Miles. When you… Or was that Bob? When you actually refer to Spanish, are you talking about the actual language of Spanish or Spanglish, where you can understand a little bit? That was your movie, so… Full on. Full on, man. Full on. Full on Espanol. Espanol, yeah. I enjoy speaking Spanish. Yeah. I remember whenever I was hanging out with you up north. Yes. You started speaking Spanish to the store clerk and she didn’t understand you one lick.I only know dirty Spanish. That’s why. I don’t even know curse words. Well, when the woman is moaning, you can understand anything in English. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Michael, do you have a quick story? Do I have a quick story? Other than that woman that was talking about the Ohio thing, that’s pretty much it. Oh, yeah, I got one. Real quick, you guys were talking about zombies and stuff. We have some sad news regarding the old man. What’s that? Apparently, he was killed off last month in Werewolves the Podcast, which is a show out of UK. He’s like, yeah, they killed me off. I said, well, you’re still here. They didn’t kill you off. Other than that, I don’t really have anything. Is it like a show that you go on and they like Survivor or something? They knock you off or something? Yeah, some kind of cheesy AI garbage. You know, everything is AI today. I think people are kind of running out of material, so they’re just going to the AI stuff. Oh, okay. Miles goes all the way back to 1972 to see a couple of Spanish titties.There was no titties in this movie. I saw a brief through the fire ass crack. Wait, wait, Miles. If they’re from, you said 1972? Yeah. Oh, those are natural titties. No. Was it a natural ass crack? From what I could see, through the flames. I don’t know. Yeah. Were you playing hot cross buns on your little keyboard? I was feeding the ducks. That’s nice. Yeah. Miles feeds ducks a lot these days. Well, whatever. Favorite pastime. Whatever. Duck feeding. God, it’s only a dream. [su_qrcode data=”https://www.staticradio.com/2026/04/07/amigo-punch/” title=”Amigo Punch” link=”https://www.staticradio.com/2026/04/07/amigo-punch/” ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-
