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House Party
Episode 42
Tuesday, 28 October, 2025
Bob tells a few scary tales about prepping his parents' house for sale, while Miles earns money with his many gigs, including walking dogs, Ubering, and dashing. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/CTPjOxbG--8 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week am i chewing off your hand or something bingo bring me bring me my middle finger bingo wow Gosh, what a weirdo, I swear. Don't fight so hard. Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's telling me I can't do that anymore. Oh, well, we'll just do this then. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. Miles with Static Radio, I think. Why do you say you think? No, I was hearing all these weird noises, and then you finally came on, so I didn't know. Oh, because I was playing the music, the intro music stuff. Yeah, like someone throwing around a cardboard box or something. I'm like, oh, that's the intro music? Oh, okay. Well, maybe you couldn't hear it. See, look, Static Radio, there it says it right there. Mm-hmm.right exactly oh my goodness you're like on one tonight with your you know With your misremembrances and everything. You should probably go check that out. I was making fun of your family and you got a little pissed off. You said it was serious. You're like, oh, seriously, I can't remember. Now you're making fun. I thought your daughter had a menial job. I'm sorry I thought that. I was incorrect. I wouldn't even call that a menial job. I'm like, no one's ever talked about that. This is not… You tell me things. This is not the topic of conversation. You tell me things, and then you're like, oh, no, no, no. Oh, Monroe. I'm like Ted Knight over here. I don't know. Oh, okay. I just thought she was a janitor. I didn't know. I'm sorry. Sorry to all the janitors out there. I thought your daughter was a janitor. Well, INo one's ever said that, ever. I don't know. You're like, oh, she takes a lot of shit, let me tell you. I'm like, oh, she's a janitor. Okay. No, come on. I never said that. I don't know. Sorry. I didn't know. So it's almost Halloween, right? So the show will come out. It's Halloween. This is Halloween. This is Halloween. One of your favorite times of the year. Yeah. I don't know. We've done many little side things about Halloween, and we have them out on the YouTube and so forth. Right. But I actually have three… Well, maybe one scary and two mildly scary stories that happened to me that I've been holding on to now for almost a year. Okay. I'm listening. I'm just letting my dog out. Sorry. Oh, for fuck's sake. It's always something with this guy. I'm a dog walker at night, and I try to do this show while I got my phone, juggling my phone underneath my third chin, and then…I've got to make a living, okay? Oh, by the by, your daughter's a janitor? Well, you know, I've got five jobs. I've got to take care. I've got to dog walk a little to make some money, okay? There, okay? You're like Mr. Gig Economy here. Don't worry, Bob. I'll be there. I'm just going to be doing some Ubering and some door dashing. I'm just going to say that. I'm like, hey, I've got to get in the car. If you could just hold on for like two seconds, I got to run this up to the door and take a picture, okay? That's my ghost story. Here, I'm going to tell a heartfelt ghost story. Please. I got to tell this shit. All right. Before the guy cries, please tell the story. I might cry. Tell your ghost story. I actually have more than one, and this is a serious freaking story here.Oh, okay. This is serious though he's i'm telling you he's grouchy so i've been decided, I'm trying to decide if i'm even going to tell it. That's the problem, right? And I thought, Well, it's Halloween, I should probably tell if i'm going to tell this story, now's the time. And, you know, some things bother me, and i don't talk about them for a long time. And this is one of them. And so I'm finally thinking, well,
