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Midwest Madness
Episode 36
Tuesday, 16 September, 2025
Bob and Miles get hijacked by Nanny and the professor this week; chaos ensues. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/7vESUiLBFw8 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey, Miles, why don't youout that wallet of yours? All right. Again, again with the sound. Geez. I can't. I cannot do this podcast with these stupid things, man. I cannot. Welcome to the Stag Show. Miles, how are you doing tonight? I'm doing really good, Bob. How are you doing? Yeah, I know. You've got one hand in your pocket and the other hand's making a peace sign. Yeah, I've been told. That's what you've been told. Miles has been waiting for this because this is the big reveal here. I just got back from Alaska. And my arms are tired. Yeah, I'm cold and I'm wet. And you swam. Yeah. And Miles has been waiting to hear about this now for over a week. So you've been teasing me with these pictures of you jumping out of the water on the pictures. So I wasn't, I didn't want to tell you at all. Yeah. And my wife ruined it because unlike me, I guess she's a more social person. And so she posted it on Facebook. She's like, we're in Alaska. Yeah.i know your wife reads her stuff, I think. and yes so cat was out of the bag. I wanted to wait till i got back, because i just told you i was leaving. I didn't tell you where i was going, what i was doing. You had actually told me a while back. Yeah, you did actually no because well i told you a while back, I think, that we were thinking about. Because it got canceled one time. So we were supposed to go and then we didn't go. And then this time that I went was like out of the blue a little bit. Because you know why I went this time? You're supposed to say why. Come on, Miles. Keep up your end of the bit here. Well, I'll tell you why. I think you lost your audio now. Because I got a deal. I got such a deal. Will is going to have no interest in this whatsoever. I'm listening. What are you talking about? It's way for it to get funny. I'm like, come on, man.Douglas, on the other hand, is the demographic of where I was at. Because I was on a cruise ship with a bunch of old people in Alaska. Will will be like… I'm 42. I'm 43. I'm not young. I'm 42, just not in base 10. Oh, okay. Well… I'm always 42. Or 41. There's not a person in the world that doesn't want to be black for the mere reason that Will is the same age as Douglas. There you go. What the fuck? You just got to get your bases right. Yeah. Cocoa butter. Cocoa butter. Did you say cocoa butter? You don't look the same age as me. I can't. I'm sorry. So I went to Alaska on a cruise and I knew that there's going to be a lot of old people. Yeah. I mean, that's given. Right. But my wife and I got this thing where we want to get around to all 50 states. And, you know, two of the harder ones to get to are Hawaii and Alaska. We've been to Hawaii a couple of years ago. Right. And opportunity came up a deal like no other. And so we're going to Alaska. Yeah.And so, yeah. So we went. And it was crazy. I won't recommend it to anyone if you don't like flying or being on a boat for an extended period of time. Did you like the old people? Doug? Did you like the old people or not? No. I really don't like people much at all. That's why I'm a cartoonist. I'm kind of, I'm insulted now that you didn't like old people, you know? Well, these aren't the nice old people. These are the old people that are like, where's my free drinks and where's my free food? You know, and they'll run you down. We're not going to get anything free on this podcast. I'm giving you free exposure, Douglas. Douglas Moody, everyone. I'm just asking for a friend. What's that?There are no hookers on this boat. Oh, it's probably loaded with hookers, Will, to be honest with you. I don't have no idea. Oh, okay. If you don't mind to have a 75-year-old hooker, I think you'd be all set. Miles, on one hand there, would be like, let me at it.
