 |
Static RadioAuthor: Bob LeMent
The strange and humorous happenings in the lives of two US Midwesterners. Language: en-us Genres: Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture Contact email: Get it Feed URL: Get it iTunes ID: Get it |
Listen Now...
Swats
Episode 44
Tuesday, 11 November, 2025
Bob talks about corporal punishment from back in the day, while Miles struggles to remember his friend's nicknames. _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/6VbGUl6EwtQ Bad AI Transcript of the show this week If I can't work it, then nobody can work it. It's stupid bullshit. It's poorly designed. It's poorly designed. I can't do things. My God. I wish I could do things. Yeah, fuck you. There it is. can do things. I guess Miles is not going to talk tonight. He's all mad now. He's pouting. I'm protesting. I'm pouting. I want tapioca. You know, back in the grotto, when I was at the playboy mansion, things just worked. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. This website needs to be fixed. Okay. I think it was fixed. It was updated. Yeah, it's a train wreck now. Okay. Train wreck. Anything else today? You're ugly. Okay. I appreciate that. hey everybody. Welcome to bob and disgruntled miles yeah show here yeah yeah miles the disgruntled what do you do whenever, you know, you can't get a door open or something.I usually can get a door open, so I'm not sure how that equates. I don't know. I'm trying to think of something. I generally get mad. You're too in love with technology, Bob. I do love technology. That is true. It'll be our downfall someday. This much is true. This much is true. We're going to end up like that Gary Newman song, Me, is what it'll be. What? You talked right over me. I was trying to talk. I know, I was singing. I know, your horrible singing drowned me out. Okay, I'm sorry. I love technology. It's the greatest. Yes. It'll be the end of the world. All right. Restart the show. Let's restart the show. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio. Okay. Oh, Miles. Glad you can make it tonight. How are you feeling? Man, I'm having a fantastic time. I'm glad I'm here. Fantastic. You sound like you just got your grade from Cinema 102. Oh, I see. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.oh my gosh. Man, you were earlier, you were fucking around and then you stood out of me and then now the worm has turned. You're right. You are the worm. The worm has turned yes alright alright are you ready? I'm ready. Take three. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio. Glad you're here. Let's get started. Bob? Hey! This is great. Did you find anybody else that I know that has died recently? Yeah, I'm going to wait until after the show, I think, to talk to you. Take you out in the hallway and talk to you. Oh, okay. Grab your ankles, son! Do you ever get swats in school? Who? You ever get swats? Is that like a minority? No, you get swats. You get the paddle. No. Really? I'm surprised. I'm surprised you didn't get swats. No. Really? Okay. Yeah, we were rich. Rich kids don't get hit. Oh, okay. Well, I wasn't. I got smacked at least twice. Really? Or what?Let's see. One, I don't remember. And the other one, it was because I shot this kid in both ears with rubber bands from the back of the bus. Oh, wow. So he had these big ears. Yeah. And we had a bunch of rubber bands. And so we were shooting everybody. And it wasn't just me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this kid that lived down the street from me, he was like, he wouldn't, you know, I shot him in one ear from the back and then I shot him in the other ear. And I was in big trouble. He told on me. And I'm like, how could, what could happen? Yeah. I got swats on your bare ass. No, come on. What are you?I'm just imagining it. No, I'm just saying. You had your pants on, but you had to bend over. Did you have to drop your pants? No, no dropping the pants. Oh, I don't know. I never got it. Well, the thing was, you never knew. And so you couldn't pad up or anything. And so I didn't know. I thought it was no big deal. And next thing I know, I'm getting called down. I'm like, guess what? Yeah. How many did you have to take? I think I got two.
