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Lighthouse Gallery
Episode 26
Tuesday, 8 July, 2025
Miles gets all the extras on his New Orleans vampire tour, while Bob encounters a very knowledgeable lighthouse keeper. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ZhlEvvp45Tw Bad AI Transcript of the show this week You tell her to shut up. Goodness gracious. You're so mean to people. I'm not mean. That's being mean. I just said wave. That's being mean. No, no. You told the lady to shut up. She doesn't have no feelings. She's like you. She has no feelings. Yeah. Oh my goodness. hey everyone, this is miles title with the static radio Podcast. Podcasting for over 25 years in the nude. What are you what are you drinking like a yogurt smoothie or something? I like to be edgy, you know me. Poor Ken. Look, he can't even look at you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too low. Too low. Too low. He can't even stand to listen to you. Sorry, man. My goodness. Well, welcome, everybody. Welcome, Ken, to the audience tonight. So nice to have you here. Thank you. It's big news this week because this probably never happened in the whole time we've been recording.is miles and i went on vacation at the same time. But not together. But not together. Well, never together yeah there's no no there's no way in hell i would go with you and your family. No, there's no way. Oh yeah. It was interesting that it worked out that way. And then for a while i really thought i was going to see you in michigan and i was really dreading it. I lied. I said i was gonna be like stalking you and, Yeah. I went to Mackinac Island in Michigan and you're like, I'm going to go to Mackinac in Michigan. Don't you believe it? I'm like, Oh Christ. This is like a nightmare. Because I never told you where I was going. You're like, oh, no. I found out the same way everybody else did from your nudie pictures that you post online. Come on. Get out of here. Come on. Pro tip for everybody. As I was traveling, there's a place called Sweetwater, which is acompany that sells like musical instruments and you know cabling and headphones and anything that you can do for music right like studio equipment and it's in Fort Wayne Indiana and they literally have a building that's like a mall but it's just one music place it's all one big store and the pro tip is they have the best bathrooms that I've been in in a long time Honestly. I don't care about i don't know about the product, but man, their bathrooms are A1. The product has got to be great because this bathroom, it was like going into like, you know, a really super upscale restaurant or five-star hotel, this bathroom. So we stopped there and it's literally like a mall. I mean, it's the headquarters for Sweetwater, which I don't know if you, I used to get their catalogs many years ago and now they're all online, obviously, but, and they would have deals, you know, on keyboards and guitars and everything. And, and I'm like, Oh, and so we were traveling with my family and my daughter's boyfriend's like, Oh, if we're going to be near Fort Wayne, can we stop at Sweetwater? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? Right.And so we're driving through Fort Wayne. We got ourselves some lunch, although we could have had it at Sweetwater. They literally have like a restaurant inside the building. I mean, it's like a mall. It's crazy. No kidding. They had free video games and free pool. Yeah. And then, of course, so they want to look at everything. You know, I'm not that hip on it. So. my wife and I wander around the place and I'm like, you know, I could use, this is a good pit stop, you know? And she had, she had kind of torn off and went to the restroom before me. And she comes, I go, how's the restroom. And she goes, is really, really nice. Oh. And I'm like, I'm like, let's do a couple of laps to get this stuff working out of my belly.Cause you know, I'm not, I don't like to go dirty bath. You hate public bathrooms. I hate public bathrooms. And she's like, I'm, she's like,
