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LeMent Tonight for December 17, 2025
Episode 7
Thursday, 18 December, 2025
This Week In a lively interview on LeMent Tonight, Eric Sizemore, a librarian and comedian from Champaign, Illinois, shares his eccentric observations on modern life, ranging from the quirks of parenting to his “twin passions” for wealth and librarianship. The conversation weaves through a variety of colorful topics, including a “service lizard” encounter at his library, a satirical take on the lack of real-life Batmans among today’s billionaires, and the “industrial charm” of nearby Decatur’s soybean-scented, Blade Runner-esque landscape. Eric Sizemore https://youtube.com/live/V3uYMcR3qLA Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, and welcome to LeMent Tonight. my guest tonight is eric sizemore all the way from Champaign, Illinois. Uh, thanks everybody for being here. Hey, uh, Gary, how are everybody doing there? I know gary quit being somebody to me so erica hailed now, are you originally from uh champaign uh yeah coincidentally born here and then yeah. Oh, okay. Well, there you go all the way. From Champaign, Illinois. If people don’t know who Champaign is, Champaign is. Don’t tell them, Bob. We don’t want people here. Well, I was going to say it’s famous for several things. Okay. All right. It is the flagship of the University of Illinois schools. Yep. And Hal 9000 was born there. So there you go. Yep. Yep. If people know those references. But everybody, Eric Seismar. Eric, take it away. Oh, thank you so much.Hey, who else is making poor choices tonight? Me and Bob. Amazing poor choices. I am a parent. A lot of people, I can feel sort of some non-parental vibes through the screen here out there. I’m going to give a little preview of the future. As soon as you become a parent, it’s very annoying. As soon as people find out, they get in your face. They’re just like, how many kids do you have? How many kids do you have? could know that hey you got you guys know star wars good so i don’t have to explain that abomination of a 300 billion dollar defense program? I’ll tell you, man. A lot of people don’t know, since president ronald Reagan, we have been trying to shoot things in the sky. Pew, pew, pew! Haven’t hit a single thing.Seriously. Yeah. I’m saying Imperial Stormtroopers hit more. You see what I’m saying? Anyway. A little about me. My twin passions are comedy and librarianship. As you can tell, I am drawn to wealth and power. Ah, it’s fun, man. I was working in the library the other day and just had a patron just like threw down her hands, just complete body. You could just read the body language of frustration. She just went, you ever just been done? I mean, you don’t care what people think. You don’t care what grade you get. You’re just done. I looked around. I was like, are you, are you a comedian too? We are thick around here. Not the most interesting thing, though, that happened in the library. I got called into the computer lab the other day because somebody had brought their iguana. I had to explain to them that we have a very strict no animals policy. To which she replied, it’s a service lizard. Which is complete nonsense. But it is my new favorite euphemism. At your service. All right.uh this is uh bob this is my uh 395th set doing comedy yeah that’s fantastic yeah i know none of the other comedians you’ve interviewed keep track, and to them i say, you don’t count uh i do think it’s funny i like i like to count things uh i don’t know if you know this, but 100 years ago uh planet earth got its very first billionaire, jd Rockefeller. Now, a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got just north of 3 just north of 3 just north of 3 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh not one batman you know we gotta you know we gotta do you know we gotta do you know we gotta do here we just gotta keep cutting their here we just gotta keep cutting their here we just gotta keep cutting their taxes until those batmen trickle down. do you think it’s funny though i mean do you think it’s funny though i mean do you think it’s funny though i mean your whole life, you’re raised thinking your whole life you’re raised thinking your whole life you’re raised thinking you know, there could be a batman nobody you know there could be a batman nobody you know there could be a batman nobody ever once said to elon elon ever once said to elon elon ever once said to elon elon we gotta save the city we gotta save the cityjust like i could send some mean tweets to billy Irish. eilish Worthless. No toys. Somebody’s feeling me. Where are these thumbs up coming from? Whoever you are. I like you. Thumbs up back uh i uh i got into i got into comedy uh i guess because i have no filter pretty much just say whatever crosses my mind. I figured that out. Uh, I stumbled into a gay bar. I didn’t know it was a gay bar, but there was about four women’s softball teams there, and I figured it out. It’s a pretty small town, as you know, so one of my old girlfriends from literally middle school, she ran up to me, and she was just like, oh, Eric, I just want to let you know that now I’m a lesbian. I don’t know why. I just said, oh, that’s fine. Some of my favorite movie stars are lesbians. She’s like, oh, really? Like who? I was like…i don’t know their names. Yeah, whatever crosses my mind uh yeah whatever crosses my mind uh yeah whatever crosses my mind uh had a friend of mine told me say i had a friend of mine told me say i had a friend of mine told me say i said i was born in decatur said i was born in decatur said i was born in decatur and i said i’ve had sex there turns turns out that is not the turns turns out that is not the turns turns out that is not the politically correct thing to say politically correct thing to say politically correct thing to say somebody somebody tells you there from somebody somebody tells you there from somebody somebody tells you there from decatur you are supposed to say i’m decatur you are supposed to say i’m decatur you are supposed to say i’m sorry sorryOh, something laughed. Good. Yeah, let’s see here. I was thinking, you guys, I am a librarian, so do you guys read books? Folks out there reading books? Sure. Excellent. You know that book, How to Win Friends and Influence People? It used to be the second most popular book in the whole world. It’s a great book. A lot of people read that book. Unfortunately, though, if people see you in public reading that book, they will know. You have no friends. How about 1984? There’s a title that’s been flying off the shelves lately. You know 1984? Yeah. Absolutely love that book. Love one of the concepts in there. He’s working for the Ministry of Information, and he’s destroying the dictionary. They’re deleting words. They’re destroying words. That’s his whole job.And I thought that was just the coolest thing. So I started gathering words that I thought had been destroyed. And I said to my parents, I was like, hey, do you guys know any words that have been destroyed? I swear to God, they turned to me in unison and they went, gay. I’m not sure. The way I picture it happening, they had just donned their gay apparel. And we’re getting ready to go out and have a gay old time. Some queer just shot in there and ruined it. I told that joke one time and this voice in the back of the bar just went, sorry. Anyway, I love words that have been destroyed. You ever come up with one, please let me know. Oh, I got one. Presidential. I feel like that used to mean something. I don’t know what it is anymore. Oh, probably my favorite. This will be my last.Uh, Amazon mirror back amazon used to be like a beautiful rainforest, right? That, that we needed to preserve by using a lot less cardboard boxes. That’s my time. Thank you so much i gotta go drain the service lizard. Eric Sizemore. Thank you very much, Eric. Hey, that was great. I’m glad I threw in Decatur. You’re from Decatur. I’m from Decatur. I’m like, hey, guess what? I had sex in Decatur, too. I don’t remember seeing you there. It seems like a smaller town than it is. You’d think. You would think, right? I told that in Carterville, which is almost to Cairo. Right. That’s south. Way south. I told that joke, and 200 people laughed at Decatur. Did everybody in Carterville show up for this thing, or what? Was it a family reunion? What was it? When we got done, the booker said, you saved the town. It wasn’t just a show. You saved the town, boys. That’s right. We were in dire straits, and then that Decatur joke pulled everybody out of the fire. I was…I was not sure how geographically aware Americans were, but they laughed real hard. And I was just like, can you smell it from down here? That’s right. Yeah, soybeans. That’s money, son. Fresh air. You know, yeah. Just drive a few miles, you’ll be out of it. Don’t worry about it. Yeah, Decatur stinks pretty bad, especially… Yeah, near… Well, now it’s all Archer Daniels, but it used to be called Staley, A.U. Staley Company, but yeah, terrible. I love it. I tell sci-fi fans, you got to drive there at night, man, especially in the wintertime because they got that one bridge that you go over through the plant and there’s all the lights and the smoke and everything. It’s like a scene from Blade Runner. It’s like the opening of Blade Runner. It’s very cool. And it smells horrible. Yeah, yeah. You feel like you’re in a toxic wasteland dystopia.Exactly. I was thinking Brazil. It reminds me of the movie Brazil, uh, because all the, uh, piping and there’s even piping. So if you go out to, um, there’s a little community college indicator called richland community college. And there’s literally pipes that run from archer daniels all the way to the college because they heat the college. Wow. And that was part of a bargain that was struck. uh, when the college was built out there, I was actually going to college there when that was built. So that is incredible. Heated by soybean steam. Yeah. Heated by soybean steam. Yeah. Yeah. Decatur, the only town that’s had two major explosions, uh, industrial explosions, uh, in, uh, I guess in the seven, well, I guess it would be the eighties in the two thousands perhaps. So, wow. Yeah. Uh,there was an explosion in the rail yard that knocked all the windows out for about a mile. And, uh, and then Archer Daniels had a coal, uh, dome there by the college and it exploded, uh, one year. So it had been great. So, but you, but you’re from campaign though. So, you know, champagne’s got its own, uh, you know, set of things to deal with. Wouldn’t you say? I mean, dude, you can’t, I mean, no places at utopia. That’s true. But I do like, I do like that. You know, as far as I know, we’ve never had any major explosions that, that’s true. I don’t recall. Well, farm aid farm. That’s true. Maybe that was incredible. I was in high school and they asked the thespians at the high schools to work as stagehands and like tons of my friends got to meet Sammy Hagar and work backstage and, you know, just,It was incredible. We lived through some great times down here, man. Yeah. I remember I was in Decatur, oddly enough. I remember watching it on television. John Cougar, Mellencamp, and Willie Nelson and all those guys. Yeah, Farm Aid was a whole big thing. There’s not many of those things anymore. There was Live Aid. There was Band Aid. There’s Farm Aid. What’s next? I mean, have we had an aid program? recently uh i think gofundme just squeezed them out of the market. True, true. I guess so. because I mean, there’s not those kind of, uh, you know, kind of things happening anymore yeah that i can remember. I mean, in the 2000s has there been anything like that? You know, we just probably fixed it everything’s fixed everything even the uh armors are fine.African children are fine. Everything’s fine. Everything got fixed. They did the comedy thing with the Red Nose Day. Oh, yeah. Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal. Wow. That was incredible. I remember that. They had another thing. It was the Red Nose and then they had something else. It was a comedy thing that was for charity. Growing up, We had those Jerry Lewis telethons all the time. Oh, God, yes, a Jerry Lewis telethon. Yeah. That’s one of those, again, that’s something that will never happen again because, you know, who would set all that up? You know what I’m saying? Nowadays, are we just too – is everybody just really lazy these days? Is that the deal? I don’t know if lazy is the right word. Overwhelmed? I mean, dude, we evolved to, like, squat in caves and watch fires and eat berries, and now we’re like –checking our email at 6 30 in the morning that’s just we did not evolve to do this. I know, but you think all the work that went into the telethon with jerry Lewis. I mean, it was not just, uh, I think it was in las Vegas. I think a lot of times it wasn’t just there. It was all the local ones. because they would go, it was, it was like the weather report, you know, they go now in the weather in your area. And then they would go to the people in the, uh, like indicator and champagne and they would do their telethon update. And that just doesn’t, I mean, it just doesn’t happen anymore. I guess because it doesn’t have to, but maybe. Cause we fixed everything. Oh, everything. Oh, okay. Cured muscular dystrophy. Yeah. Really? Children’s hospitals are empty. We live in amazing times. Yeah.i did not know i was maybe i missed the report on that one i i thought we still had you know cancer and you know i i guess aids is subsided somewhat from medication but there’s a guy that comes on my tv every day and just says we’re healthy and the economy’s great and i mean he wouldn’t lie so probably don’t think so all right you know i mean i don’t want to think about it because that would be bad So you mentioned being young in Champaign, right? College town, big college town in central Illinois. So growing up, what was your aspirations? Are you living them now, or did you miss them? You know, I had always thought, like so many people in the Midwest, that I wanted to get to California. And I did go to California, and I was like, oh. And then I came back.I was like, you guys can’t drink your tap water? Yeah, I was going to say, what was the big response there? Well, I mean, the people I lived with taught me about a term called super fun cleanup sites, which is a huge density of in Southern California because of the military industrial complex that was built out there. Traffic. just oh God you know, I used to work in the mountains and I’d be driving into the mountains and I would see lines of cars. I mean, two hours from LA, two hours from LA when the traffic’s moving at the speed limit. And I would just like you people live out here and need to go there. You’re driving three hours a day and they’re just not phased by being in the car for that long rightI mean, you know, down here in East Central Illinois, man, it takes you longer than seven minutes to get someplace. You got road rage. That’s so true. That is, you know, Chicago is probably the worst traffic for, you know, a thousand miles or something. I don’t know. And it’s, I mean, as long as you avoid rush hour, it’s not. It’s not that bad. No. It’s not insurmountable. It’s fine. It’s true. It’s not even that bad. You’re right. If you just don’t go at those certain times of the day, you can get in and out of Chicago pretty quick, too. Yeah. Now, you want to see a snarl, man. You ever been to Washington, D.C.? That is… Yeah. Wow. Wow. That’s crazy. That’s why they have such a great subway. So what were you doing in California? What were you doing for work? I had some friends of mine that were building a house, so they let me live with them and work for them building this house. It was a geodesic dome home. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.Up in the mountains, man. I mean, I got to tell you, it was one of the finest work environments I ever had. I mean, we were in the mountains. I could see the entire valley. One day it rained, and I could see all the way down to Temecula, which is about halfway to San Diego, and it’s just crazy. So did you finish the dome? Yeah, yeah. Do they still live there? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, it’s pretty cool. So you went all the way out there just to build a house? Yep. That was the goal? But then you decided you’re like, I don’t want to build another one? Or what happened? I would just say to any young comedians out there listening that if you have an opportunity to have some people be your friends, landlords, and employers, don’t. I thought that was going to be some cheery answer there. You might be able to get away with one of those. I mean, you might have a friendly employer or a friendly friend or a friendly…but not you don’t want all you don’t want all that you don’t want that to be one person wanted to be all wrapped up in one thing especially when they’re dealing with like converting a construction loan into a mortgage and you have to get inspectors and you don’t know whether to bribe them or not it’s a whole thing it’s very stressful it’s very stressful oh so they take bribes in california okay you know i don’t know bob that’s the problem no you don’t we couldn’t We couldn’t understand what the holdup was. It was like, how do we offer them a bribe? I mean, if that’s, I mean, we don’t know. We didn’t know. Yeah. I thought, well, my guess is worst case scenario. You put it on the blueprints. You just put the money there and you just wait and see what happens. We thought about it. I’m certain. Okay. I’m certain.Well, hang on for just a second. I’m going to throw it over. Gary’s going to play us a little song, and then we’re going to come back, and I think we’re going to play a game. Sweet. What do you think? Okay. All right. Take it away, Gary. One, two, three, four. You should have said that so fast, Gary. I wasn’t ready on the other button. All right. All right, thank you very much, Gary. Thank you very much. Gary in the Fleet Tones, everybody. I wasn’t sure if you were going to come back or not, Gary. Dude, it’s Christmas time. There’s always something more to do. Oh, you were wrapping presents there for a minute. I’m hanging mistletoe. That’s fantastic. Dude, that’s great, man. I had lunch with the guy who did that aha video, man. Did you really? Yeah, his brother lives here in town.Well, that is like a groundbreaking video. It’s one of my favorite ones because it’s a rotoscoped thing that was just mind-blowing at the time. I mean, now MTV’s gone. What do you think about that? Well, I mean, once they ran the real world, the very first time, it was all downhill. They might as well change their name. Is that what you’re trying to say? I mean, it was fun when they played music. Although I always think about, I had an English teacher one time and she says, you know, when I hear certain songs, I think about that cafe in Paris where I heard it for the first time. And he says, and you guys will think of the MTV music video. And I was like, Ms. Langston, you cursed me. I mean, at that time it didn’t have the cachet and now, you know, there may be a little more cachet to it because nobody will be like, well, they’ll go like, what?Because, I mean, music videos aren’t really a thing anymore, right? Dude, there’s music videos for everything. There’s multiple versions of music videos. Really? Do people actually watch them? Yeah, I do. Okay, well. No, when a song comes out, they do a live, maybe a narrative, and then they’ll do, you know, maybe a live concert version. Then somebody will do a lyrics video. Then there’ll be an official lyrics video. There’ll be like five versions of the same thing out there. Oh, my gosh. I’m totally not aware of any of this. Yeah, that’s because everybody else listens to Spotify, and I listen to YouTube. Oh, there you go. And that brings us into our segment here, The World Gone Mad. So mad. So mad. So throw out a crazy thing that’s happening in the world that you’d love to talk about. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, my favorite thing in the world right now is the drunk raccoon. Holy crap. Yeah.That is the hero America deserved and was waiting for. I don’t know if you just heard, he was a repeat offender. Well, I think, yeah. My guess is that once the raccoon gets a taste for alcohol, it’s not going to stop. Dude, I just, I freaking love, I mean, you can’t help but love him. I mean, if there’s one thing America loves, it’s a repeat failure. Do you know what I mean? Just can’t get enough of it. We are so forgiving. Just, oh. Here’s what’s crazy. So on my show, I broke a story about a drunk raccoon in Kentucky the week before. Oh, really? These people heard this noise in the dumpster, and this Kentucky woman jumped into a dumpster, retrieved an almost deceased drunk raccoon, gave him CPR until small animal clinic people got there, saved this raccoon. Wow. I know. And I was like, you…You saved a trash panda. Well, I think dumpster jumping in parts of Kentucky is a sport. Sure. I mean, actually parts of all over the place, but yeah, dumpster jumping, but save the pan trade, save the raccoon. Well, that’s great. I know. And I thought that was so wholesome. And then the next freaking day, a raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets plowed. Yeah. Well, the, Consumerism, right? So if the dumpster is kind of, there’s the negative connotation there where he’s, you know, down and out he’s basically drinking dumpster juice. Whereas this, this, the one in the liquor store, top shelf, right? He’s got gold flakes on his lips from the jose corvo gold that he had. Yeah. I absolutely thought it was just such a piece of America, man. The liquor store immediately had a social media campaign with pictures of raccoons holding up different things. There you go. I particularly liked, raccoon recommends Patron. There you go. And then the local animal shelter, they got a kill-free animal shelter there. They started selling merch with the outline of a little trash panda and just a trashed panda and passed out next to a bottle, you know, little squigglies over his head.They raised over $150,000. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. And I was like, it’s stuff like that. How do these things happen? It’s stuff like that that happens. And I’m like, okay, America’s not quite gone yet. It’s not over yet. You have to wonder, though, like, what is the catalyst, right? Because you’ve mentioned the dumpster diving panda. And, you know, we’ve got to mention the show, Facebook for the Blind. Thank you. Tuesdays, right? Tuesday nights, 9 o’clock Central Time. And you can Google it with just five characters. I’m so proud of that as a librarian. It’s just FB4TB. FB4TB. Five characters. All you got to type, it’ll take you there. Very nice. One of my friends came up with a handy mnemonic. It’s fuck boys for tuberculosis. Well, of course. And that’s easier to remember than the name of my show, unfortunately. So there you go.Oh, it’s very catchy. Facebook for the blind. I mean, it’s nice. We hated it. It was a placeholder. We were like, well, surely we’ll come up with something better than this. Well, the fuck boys thing. But, you know. Yeah, we could if I had to change the name now. Tuberculosis is hot. I mean, thanks to RFK, TV’s coming back. That’s right. It’s going viral. They’re doing all they can do to bring a lot of things back, apparently. A lot of stuff going viral. With that. They’re like, oh, inoculations. No, you don’t need any of that. Inoculations. No. Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. That’s right. What are you doing? Go for a swim in a river. You know, we got some choice rivers in the area. I got scarlet fever once. I just smoked up a little bowl of some ivermectin, and I was fine. And you’re all good to go. Put some calamine lotion on it. You’ll be fine. Do they make calamine lotion anymore? You ever hear of that? You know, when I had – That pink stuff. They do. And I remember when I had a little – I remember getting it for her when she was about six years old for mosquito bites. Yeah. Yeah.Poison ivy and mosquito bites, exactly. So that’s interesting, the trash panda story. And I think you should do your own merch with the dumpster, you know? You know, I’m pretty invested in pink guillotines. Well, that’s true. I own, you know, I’m a shareholder of pinkguillotine.com. Your number one source for fleet guillotine, corporate fleet guillotine rentals. Yeah. Oh, good. They have a good rent-to-own program, too. I feel like you rent a guillotine because you see a couple things to do around the house one weekend, and then you just start seeing uses for it everywhere. Does it need to be pink when it comes back? I mean, they’re dishwasher safe. Oh, okay. You know the crazy piece of trivia that for some reason I have stuck in my head? The last use of the guillotine in France…Was what year do you think? It was pretty modern if I remember right. Wasn’t it like the 60s? 1977. Yeah. Star Wars was out. At the same time, they dropped the guillotine on somebody. Dude, you’re just getting me nostalgic for so many things. Star Wars. But you’re trying to bring it back. So maybe, you know, I don’t know if your pink guillotine is over in France internationally yet, but maybe you’ll. spur on, so continued use, so we’ll have to change that bit of trivia yeah pink guillotine.com go there, give me all your money. There you go. But maybe you could have uh you know, combine the raccoon with the guillotine somehow. You know, I’ve had a lot of people, I had a friend of mine’s kid said I needed to combine it with a clown said you have to have a clown that runs the guillotine.i don’t quite understand that, to be honest. Well, I’m having the same issue with the raccoon, but at the same time, it’s a very common thing. People are like, that’s cool. We should add something to that. It’s like american food. You know, it’s just like, could we put that on a stick? Could we have a cheese sauce that we dip it in? Is there a way we could add sprinkles can we can we put it inside of a waffle? Have we tried it with a side of ranch? There you go. I don’t like ranch. I’m one of the few people who perhaps I will not eat ranch. Do you like ranch at all? I occasionally will dabble in some ranch. You just made me remember that I am a huge fan of green peppers. One time at a wedding, a friend of mine had the ranchdressing like served in these green peppers that were just cut and hollowed out, you know, and spoon in them. And I asked at the end of the night if anybody cared and nobody did. So I dumped all the ranch out and i ate these green peppers and they were amazing. I just gotta tell you. It was it was unbelievable did you eat like an apple or did you eat it, like cut it up? I mean, it was, it’s just, it’s just coated on the inside and you just oh my goodness i i gotta tell you. Never had it since. You know what? Kind of a callback here is if you put a little raccoon inside, it’s kind of like a dumpster. And you can call them drunk raccoons in a dumpster. That’s your recipe. Smear ranch on the inside of a hollowed out pepper and put a little fondant raccoon in it. I can tell you want baking shows because you’re into the fondant.You have a young girl child as well? I know all the baking shows. I’ve had to sit through a few baking shows. I love them. I love Nadia Bakes. That’s my favorite. The funny thing is I like baking shows not because I want to do any of it. It’s almost like home improvement shows. I am so enamored with the fact that they can do what they’re doing that there’s no way in the world that I could ever do that. And I’m like, this, this is great. Cause these people are skilled. I can’t remember. There’s one thing that my kid watched. I know we watched the whole series twice, but it was a, it was a contest of teams and one was a baker and the other was an engineer and they had to build these like roboticized cakes, you know? Really? I mean, just they all had to have mechanisms and devices and yeah. And they would,They would fail in two ways. The cake would always be pretty good. Robot cakes. It was robot fighting cakes. It was insane. You went to a British show and it’s like, this is such a delicate little tart you’ve made. It’s got such a nice crumb. It only did it in five hours. Then the American show was like, we’re going to have you run across this live fire shooting range. Picking up whatever ingredients you can. My vanilla got shot. what are we gonna do back when it was just iron chef and we were watching it from was it, Japan? And you were like, this is great this with ink what could you possibly make with that? Oh my goodness. That’s great. Anything else in the world today that’s bothering you here as we we finish up? Bob, you don’t want to say anything. Everything bothers me. I’m angry. I’m a comedian. I’m a comedian.I wake up in the morning and I say, I hope something makes me really, really angry today. What was the last thing that made you angry then? It’s the same thing every day these days, man. I work in libraries. I was specialized in business information. I really like truth and facts. And there’s just this fire hose of untruths and unfacts. and there’s just no way to swat it all down i just that’s what ai is for. AI is supposed to take care of this i i don’t know what ai you’re using, buddy, but mine’s mine’s you remember when you were a kid and you figured out that caffeine made you thirsty and you were like, Oh my God, that’s why they put it in drinks to make me buy more that’s what you’re doing oh my goodness trying toDon’t you just love it? Nah. Yeah. Life’s rich pageant. I do. Exactly. Well, uh, so Facebook for the blind, uh, pink guillotine, anything else that you, uh, want to mention? Uh, Merry Christmas. This is going to air by holidays. Happy. Oh yeah. Yeah. It’ll come out just before Christmas. Excellent. New Year’s resolutions. Since we’re talking about stuff like that, man. Yeah. I mean, I don’t know. Not written. You know, I never, My resolution is generally to make no resolutions. And even sometimes I have a hard time sticking with that. You’re messing with it right now. You thought about it for a moment, and then you’re like, wait a minute. I’m not going to fall for this crap. No. Well, everybody, Eric Sizemore, Facebook for the Blind, Pink Guillotine, and now his new project, No Resolutions. It’s basically a blank page that never changes. He just puts the different year on it. Yeah.Watch for it. 2026, 2027. Thank you so much for having me, Bob. Pleasure to be here. Thanks, Eric, for being here. Play us out, Gary. Thank you.
