Dashing Onions Audio

Author: Fiona Thraille

Dashing Onions Audio creates original audio drama miniseries and one-off plays, focusing on stories with elements of oddness, mythology and the supernatural.
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Perfect Retreat Complete Series Omnibus
Episode 7
Wednesday, 17 June, 2026

“PERFECT RETREAT” is written and produced by Fiona ThrailleThis is an omnibus version of the series previously published.Please click here for the transcript(please note, the transcript is the script, which is usually almost exactly identical to the performances)and further credits.Trigger Warning: Grief, references to the pandemic, threats & a little violence; character has a panic attack; potentially supernatural encounter; fireCASTIn order of appearance Voiceover - Angela NessSam - Erika Sanderson The Operator - David AultSally; Clare; and Mary-Leanna Greenshields - Wendy LapCraig/Howard - RJ BayleyMaja - Karin HeimdahlLavender Bee; Marnie - Fiona ThrailleJohn - Matthew McLeanAndy - Robert CudmoreZinnia - Sarah GoldingShel - Nathan BladesAlex - Lec ZornNatalia - Kirsty WoolvenAll other parts played by members of the cast.Special thanks to Sarah Golding. Do check out her podcast on all aspects of creating audio drama, Indie AF.MUSIC The song "Vem kan segla förutan vind" is sung by Karin HeimdahlMusic for Intro is Long Road Ahead by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3996-long-road-aheadLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Music for “It’s Alright to Write and Be with Lavender Bee” is Clean Soul by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3514-clean-soulLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Music onboard boat isCryptic Sorrow by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3568-cryptic-sorrowLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseMusic in the performance hall isCan’t Stop Us by Mugzy (used with the artist’s permission – thank you).Japan_Koto_Improv_Amateur_Session_3.wav by RutgerMuller (from Freesound.org) Adeste Fideles Waltz by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Trio for Piano Violin and Viola" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Music in the pub is Aussie With An American Attitude, andMusic in the performance hall is Them Peopleboth tracks are by Mugzy (used with the artist’s permission – thank you so much Mugzy). Music for “It’s Alright to Write and Be with Lavender Bee” is Clean Soul by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3514-clean-soulLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseWack Emcees by MugzySFX and other musical interludesAll sfx and music used under CC0 licence From Freesound.org https://freesound.org/ or under license agreement from Ghosthack.de, or Free To Use SoundsThank you for your patience and thank you for listening. Please note that we will also publish an omnibus edition of this series, due imminently.Support the show